What He's Thinking...

"Why doesn't Jodie smell like baby wipes? I know already that she's a dirty girl."

What is this baby wipes business you ask? Well, Terrence Howard famously told Elle magazine:

If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean."

Jodie (Foster) looked beautiful at the Rome premier of The Brave One. She looks so womanly!

I Really Hope This Isn't True

Check out this Page Six post...

A Taxi driver swears to the following:

Last week, he was driving Terrence Howard, who's been dating Naomi Campbell (he denies this), and "a tall blond woman. He was talking very loudly and said, 'I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,' and then leaned forward and yelled at me, 'And you can tell Page Six!' Nasty."

Well, the driver told us. But a rep for Howard says it must have been a doppelganger, as Howard "was in New York but wasn't in a taxi."

Terrence Just Mentoring Naomi...Say what?

On February 23, I posted this bit about Terrence Howard and Naomi Campbell being an item. Terrence was with Naomi when she got her arse chewed out by mini-man Jermaine Dupri at a post-Grammy party and they were spotted together during the week of Oscar festivities in late February. Now it seems Terrence would have us believe he is simply "mentoring" angry Naomi. Terrence, 38 on Sunday, just told People magazine that he is trying to woo his estranged wife back before she files for divorce:

You gotta remember now, I'm still married." Howard and Lori, 35 – who have two daughters, Aubrey and Heavenly, and one son, Hunter – have been off and on since they married in 1989 and actually remarried in 2003 only to separate again:

"I'm still trying to get my wife back," Howard says. I'm always gonna, you know, till she puts the last nail that coffin, and I'm hoping she don't. [She] filed for divorce but I'm still trying to campaign. My three kids are campaigning for me, too. They'll make sure that anybody who comes sniffing around gets a bloody nose."

So what is his relationship with Campbell, then? "I'm linked to Naomi Campbell in a sense that we both have a mentor in Quincy Jones. We've shared a lot of great moments and ideas," he says. "That's the truth of it. I've only known her two weeks!

Howard says he's mentoring the troubled catwalker. His advice? "Maintain your majestic composure at all times."

Pre-Oscar Stuff...

Lauren Conrad (Laguna Beach, The Hills) at pre-Oscar swag grab.

Naomi Campbell & Terrence Howard at pre-Oscar party at the Beverly Wilshire.

Naomi Beats Down & Terrence = Forever

They were together when Naomi got her arse chewed out by wee man Jermaine Dupri at a post-grammy party earlier this month and now they'll reportedly be little debutantes, I mean, they'll be coming out as an official couple at all of the Oscar parties.

Apparently Terrence likes him some angry chicas. No, not angry, passionate right?!

On another note: Ms. Naomi has parted ways with the modeling agency that shot her to fame. She's trading up to US based IMG in the hopes of actually appealing to people greater worldwide appeal. This comes on the heals of firing her manager of 15yrs, Carole White.

I wouldn't step within 10ft of this crazy chicky.