Showing posts with label Tyra Banks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyra Banks. Show all posts

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Carrie & Tyra @ Fashion Rocks

Carrie Underwood and Tyra Banks posed together at Fashion Rocks last week. Blah blah blah.

Yeah, um, I'm not even going to touch Tyra's 20-head. I've got a 5-head so I can't hate. Carrie looked her usual pretty and skinny self. *yawn*

Give us something horrendous like the Surgery Sisters or JLo's hideous appearance.

They're boring me...I'm to make some Mojitos! Totally addicted...that's me.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

New Hairdresser Please!

Tyra Banks and the latest "America's Next Top Too-Thin Chick Super Model" Jaslene Gonzalez showed their mugs at the CW networks upfront evening. Tyra's cool in that she stands up to people hating on girls with a bit of cushion but I can see the net for her wig. Click the pic of her above to see what I mean.

You should expect better from your hair gurus Tyra girl!

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Mr. Chow's Was the Place To Be Thursday Night

Both Paris Hilton and Tyra Banks headed to dinner at Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills, California, on Thursday (April 5 '07).

Is it just me or does the top of Tyra's head look abnormally flat? Must be the hair but it looks so weird!

As for Paris, she definitely opted for the mega-dark tanning option...better than the damage involved with a real tan I suppose. I love the shoes but it's lame that she wore them with the bow on the left heel torn off. Can't she afford to have it replaced?

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Dear Ms. Tyra,

Hello love. First, let me tell you how wonderful your confidence and self-esteem are. You are a breath of fresh air in the climate of superficiality. However, there is nothing wrong with a work out here and there - it's great for your heart, mind and yes, your body.

This outfit brings attention to the business of your thigh cheese. We all have it, sure, but yours is in the front and, like I said earlier, you're driving attention to it with the shorts/boots combo. I'd like to see some shape and definition in your long and lovely gams.

Love always,

Celebrity Upchuck™



AND oh lordy...don't even get me started on Ms. Tischa Campbell...WTF?!


Saturday, March 3, 2007

NAACP Image Awards Pics

Vanessa Williams, Mary J. Blige, Jada Pinkett Smith, Rebecca Gayheart...wait, what the, Rebecca Gayheart? Someone tell me why she's there because I don't know! Ohhh, she was there to give tips to Brandi about the charges she faces for killing someone with her car since she went through something similar a few years back...Ok, gotcha.



Thursday, February 22, 2007

Tyra Banks Recreates Old S.I. Cover


I think Tyra's confidence is great and she serves as a great role model -- But we all know that this recreated cover is photoshopped to no end. Will someone please tell her that weave looks GREY not blond! Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's probably sand in her hair but I've seen other pics and that shi*t is GREY...I still support her...grey weave and all!

p.s. Tyra says she recreated the cover to celebrate Black History Month. Hmmmmmm, that's questionable.