Silly Boys are Sexy...Clooney's the Man

Official still from Oceans 13.

I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Sarcastic wit is the best. Humor is my daily salvation and I just know these boys and I could totally hang for a week, laugh, drink, laugh, drink...I'd even let Matt Damon hang with us (We call ourselves "The Crew").

The Oceans 11, 12 & 13, cast is in Cannes for the annual Cannes Film Festival promoting their movie as well as George Clooney's "A Journey to Darfur." Such an excellent cause. Everyone should get involved. We Must care. Clooney and other stars raised over $8 million for their Save Darfur campaign and director Steven Spielberg donated $1 million himself. Now, enough preaching...I just fell off my soap box.

Gotta love this exchange Clooney and Damon had in an Associated Press interview:

Damon: ''Brad has had it tough. He's ...''

Clooney: ''Hobbled with children ...''

Damon: ''And that wife ...''

Clooney: ''That horrible, ugly wife.''

Damon: ''I mean, to go home to her every day ...''

Clooney: ''What do you do?''

Damon: ''Well, you have your work. That's about it. You can take refuge there.''

Clooney, still single, reminisced about turning up at the makeshift bar on the ''Ocean's Thirteen'' set and finding it overrun by children.

''Matt said, 'We should take a photo of this' because I'm in here with a bunch of, like, kids in diapers, and I'm sitting here having a vodka,'' Clooney said.

Those Things Are Gonna Pop

Pamela Anderson is in the South of France, along with most celebrities, for the Cannes Film Festival.

She'll be tiny forever...'cept for those dayum boobs.

Ugliest Woman in the World...Yeah Right.

Angelina Jolie looked her usual gorgeous and understated self at a photocall for "A Mighty Heart" at the Cannes Film Festival in the South of France. Still can't get over how skinny she is these days.

"A Mighty Heart" is the true story of kidnapped/murdered journalist Daniel Pearl and his wife, Mariane Pearl's, frantic search to locate him in Pakistan. -- I highly recommend this movie but I also urge everyone to watch "The Journalist and the Jihahdi" - a documentary about Daniel Pearl's life and death. He loved life and he hated bigotry. He lived for tolerance. He was a good man.

And looky who attended the movie's premier. A young Robert Redford, wait, that's Brad Pitt. His hair looks like mommy combed it for him. Interesting.

The woman with the little boy in the group photo is the Mariane Pearl with their son - little Adam D.

How 'Bout Them Boats

Okay, so one doesn't really look at multi-million dollar yachts when Bai Ling is around 'cause, well, she's not one for modesty and people tend to check out "the goods" whenever they can...yachts come and go...Bai Ling on the other hand...

These were taken at the "Shanghai Baby" photocall at the Cannes Film Festival. That things got Oscar written all over it.

Chloe & Jake Do Cannes

So I posted a snippet from Cannes yesterday and here's some more for ya. Some Chloe (Sevigny), some Jake (Gyllenhaal) and some Mark (Ruffalo) for you, in one nice post.

The cast attended the Cannes premier of "Zodiac."

Some Yummy From Cannes

A bazillion movie stars and celebrities are in the southeast of France, for the Festival de Cannes. Saffron Burrows and super-hotty Jason Statham are there pimping their latest film "The Bank Job" which is based on the "true life story of a London based heist that netted 'Oceans Eleven' money with no arrests and not one penny recovered.'"