The Love Bus Has Crashed

Those of us who are skeptics (I think we just have our eyes open) knew the John Mayer-Jessica Simpson love bus would soon be slipping and sliding on the road to longevity and, well, they've crashed.

I think it's her hoochie outfit the night of the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Gala. She looked straight up hooker.

On the other hand, there is word that Mayer has hooked up with recently engaged (and proudly toothless) Amy Winehouse. The two are said to be sneaking away to Kate Moss's country home for some r&r. Ok, they're not really hooking up but wouldn't they have some cute kids! Oi.

Celebs Love To Party, Shop, Eat Out & Work Out

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hit Maestro's Steakhouse Friday, April 13.

...and Ms. Jessica Alba is upholding the work-out tradition. She was snapped leaving her Los Angeles gym Sunday, April 15. And the pics below are of her filming a commercial in West Hollywood.

** All pics in this (and most) post(s) can be clicked on to see large & up-close!**

I'm Starting To Believe These Two

So John Mayer and Jessica Simpson landed at Coolangatta airport in Australia...cool. I like that they didn't waste any time heading to the beach. At least John got wet.

Um, Jess appears to be part of the braless brigade! Sweet...for the boys...and lesbians.




I love that they didn't waste any time getting to the beach. Just about puked when I saw him carrying her...hubby would carry me too if I didn't weigh 1,000 pounds. ;)

Mayer-Simpson Love Tour Continues

Australia better have a nice big bed ready because John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have landed and John's gigantic-super-brainy-head needs a place to rest.

Do you think they're grateful that Jessica's sister Ashlee has approved of their union. Puh-leeeze.

The Mayer-Simpson Fake Union Tour Continues

Sorry, still don't buy these two. My mom and I were talking today and I said they remind me of the old Hollywood couples that studios coupled to increase visibility and raise their profile.

Sure they're both famous but everyone knows that you put two famous people together and *WAMMO* - you've got a power couple.

Anyhow, these two were snapped coming/going from a residential party Sunday night. Ooooo, juicy. Not. Click here for more Mayer-Simpson pics.

John's Dirty Sanchez Mustache Meets Jessica's Yield Purse

In case you missed these candids on March 15 - here ya go.

What's up with John's damn "dirty Sanchez" mustache? It also looks like he's using his abnormally large head to barrel through the razzi. Hey, he's needs the big head to store all those creative juices. See, I said something positive. I embrace Karma.

P.S. You two have NO EXCUSE for having a dirty car. You could have naked wearing rainbow clown wigs washing that sh*t with the money you've got. Just terrible.

The Mayer-Simpson Love Tour Continues

This stop? Lunch. *ooooos & ahhhhhhhs*

I'm sorry though - I still can't get over the size of his GI-NORMOUS melon!

Jessica Simpson Still Getting Roles

Her movies always suck but she's still getting roles? Annoying. Here she is in character for her 9-to-5 remake "Blonde Ambition"...oi'.

Here she is with John Mayer at the Level Vodka afterparty Wednesday night after the final concert of John's tour: