Sunday, March 18, 2007

Bad Dress, Preggers or Extra Chips & Guac? You Make the Call!


These pics of Rachel Hunter at the launch of her new swim-wear label in Auckland, New Zealand, on March 15, 2007. Is she pregnant? Did she indulge in extra chips and guacamole (can't hate on her for that!) or is another case of a beautiful woman wearing the wrong dress? She looks awfully preggers to me in the last photo.

Jenna Jameson Still Looks Bizarro

Jenna is pictured here with her main dude, Tito Ortiz, at the Eduardo Lucero Fall 2007 Show on Saturday, March 17, 2007.

Sorry, Jenna will never be pretty again. She ruined herself with the nose job, cheek & chin implants (in my non-expert opinion), excessive lip injections and the crazy weight loss over the last 8-10 months. I think Tito is sucking the life right out of her. Ew.

Click here for a great before & after comparison. Talk about ruined - yuck. Let's hope she's not a meth-head!

Paris and Fam Celebrate Mom

Two of the worst parents in the world celebrated Mom Kathy's birthday this past weekend (ending March 18 '07).

You know Parisite's dad is like, "Honey, get your man-hands off me" and Parisite is like, "But you said you liked my pornos so you must like my man-hands too daddy!" Check out the pic of Parisite and her mom to see how terrible her "tan job" is. Apparently she ordered the "pumpkin" package when she hit the tanning salon.

Ick. That whole family skeeves me out. Oh, the lady in the green dress is Marla Maples - d*ckhead Donald Trump's second wife.

Stars Do Australian Formula 1 Grand Prix

Kylie and Danni were snapped at the Formula One World Championship Australian Grand Prix held at Albert Park in Melbourne, Australia, Sunday March 18 ('07). Great looking sisters but sometimes Dannii can looks really strange. Rock on sistas!

Below are pics of Ex-Miss Australia/Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins. That girl is so damn gorgeous! Click here to see a pic of her I posted last month. Once you get there, click the pic for a better look. * Note to hubby: I'll take her watch as a 10th anniversary gift!*

Marilyn Monroe Tricked Into Suicide

Australian filmmaker Phillipe Mora has uncovered a secret FBI report which alleges Marilyn Monroe was was tricked into killing herself.

Monroe, 36 at the time, was rumored to be having an affair with US Attorney General Robert Kennedy (brother of President John F. Kennedy) when she was found dead, lying naked, face down on her bed at her home in Brentwood, California, on August 5, 1962.

A coroner ruled the cause of death as 'probable suicide' by barbiturate poisoning, but many conspiracy theorists believe her rumoured affair with Kennedy had something to do with her unexpected death.

The newly-released FBI file - suggests the blond bombshell (by which all other blonds are measured) was persuaded to make a suicide bid with the understanding that she would be rescued in time. The report speculates she was left to die in an elaborate plot which included her psychiatrist Ralph Greenson, her housekeeper Eunice Murray, her press secretary
Pat Newcomb & actor Peter Lawford - who was married to Kennedy's sister Patricia.

The document, which was given to the FBI in October 1964, alleges Lawford "knew from Marilyn's friends that she often made suicide attempts" to gain sympathy. He is accused of making "special arrangements" with Greenson to provide Monroe with the means to commit a drugs overdose. The report says, "Robert Kennedy made a telephone call to Peter Lawford to find out if Marilyn was dead yet.

"Marilyn expected to have her stomach pumped and get sympathy for her suicide attempt. The psychiatrist did not come to see her until after she was known to be dead."

The file also alleges Monroe was silenced because she had threatened to reveal a "romance and sex affair" with Kennedy, whom she realized would never leave his wife Ethel for her.

Kid Rock Will Not Face Charges

Friday (March 16 '07) I reported Kid Rock was under investigation for assault after a 28-yr old woman filed a complaint alleging Rock grabbed her by the neck twice and pushed her towards her car after partying at his home in Macomb County Michigan.

Prosecuters have investigated and say there is "no sufficient evidence to back up the woman's allegations" and Rock will not be charged.

Now Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, is considering suing the woman for making the 'false' claims. His lawyer, Michael Novak, says, "These allegations were taken very seriously by Kid Rock and he's not going to walk away..."It's just a complete, unfounded lie."

Viva la truth!

Happy Birthday To...

Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5 (1979) (pictured above)
Dane Cook, comedian (1972)
Vanessa Williams, "Ugly Betty" actress/singer (1963)
Peter Graves, "Mission Impossible" star (1926)
Brad Dourif, "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" actor (1950)
Queen Latifah, rapper/actress (1970)

Preparing for "King of Queens" End

My hubby and I could be alone in this but - we actually like the King of Queens. Kevin James is a total comedy rock star. Leah Remini was on my "People I Like" list until I heard she was a Xenu lover and learned more about Scientology and all that jazz.

Nevertheless, the cast and crew had a little fiesta Saturday, March 17, 2007, to celebrate/mourn the final season of the show.