Thursday, May 24, 2007

Check Out the Rock on Aishwarya's Finger!

Aishwarya Rai just recently married and I cannot believe the ring on her finger. It's insanely large. Actually, I think it's kind of obnoxious.

Andie McDowell, Kerry Washington & Michelle Yeoh, are in the middle shot. Click on all pics to see much larger!


American Idol Biz

Blah, blah, blah, Jordan Sparks is America's latest Idol, blah, blah, blah, anti-climactic, blah, blah, blah. Congratulations Jordan. Let's not kid ourselves - Blake will have a career. He'll be on the radio very soon. Or possibly gay "date" sites on the web a' la' Clay Gayken.

Check out what Simon's saying about his future plans: Simon Cowell of American Idol says he'll do another three years of the show but that's it, ""I'll have done 10 series and your time's up. It's time then to do something new. I think it's time to bring in new people... Ten years is a long time."

Who would he pick to replace him? "Donald Trump." WTF?! First of all, that idiot knows nothing about musical talent and second of all...EFFIN' GROSS. That guy makes my skin crawl. Why pick someone even more narcissistic than himself? I'm boycotting that shite if it happens. Oh man, Rosie O'Donnell will blow her lesbian top if Trump moves in on Idol.

I'm In Love With Jacky Blacky

Nacho Libre premier from last year...had to use this pic!

Like I said in the Clooney post - silly boys are sexy. Jack Black, in all his glorious roughness, is sexy as hell and it's his sense of humor and lack of a humor filter that kills me. I'd let him sweat all over me during a minute-and-a-half of passionate rabbit sex.

He was a guest of director Judd Apatow at the L.A. premier of Apatow's "Knocked Up" and Apatow's cousin was supposed to ask his girlfriend to marry him but chickened out and Jacky Blacky stepped in!

Black got down on knee and said to the shocked girlfriend, "Of all the people I have ever known, you are the one I love the most on this planet and on every planet." Then he busted into Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" before asking her to 'marry' him. Awwwwwwwww!

Silly Boys are Sexy...
Clooney's the Man

Official still from Oceans 13.

I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Sarcastic wit is the best. Humor is my daily salvation and I just know these boys and I could totally hang for a week, laugh, drink, laugh, drink...I'd even let Matt Damon hang with us (We call ourselves "The Crew").

The Oceans 11, 12 & 13, cast is in Cannes for the annual Cannes Film Festival promoting their movie as well as George Clooney's "A Journey to Darfur." Such an excellent cause. Everyone should get involved. We Must care. Clooney and other stars raised over $8 million for their Save Darfur campaign and director Steven Spielberg donated $1 million himself. Now, enough preaching...I just fell off my soap box.

Gotta love this exchange Clooney and Damon had in an Associated Press interview:

Damon: ''Brad has had it tough. He's ...''

Clooney: ''Hobbled with children ...''

Damon: ''And that wife ...''

Clooney: ''That horrible, ugly wife.''

Damon: ''I mean, to go home to her every day ...''

Clooney: ''What do you do?''

Damon: ''Well, you have your work. That's about it. You can take refuge there.''

Clooney, still single, reminisced about turning up at the makeshift bar on the ''Ocean's Thirteen'' set and finding it overrun by children.

''Matt said, 'We should take a photo of this' because I'm in here with a bunch of, like, kids in diapers, and I'm sitting here having a vodka,'' Clooney said.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Shop Like a Celeb

Hilary and Haylie Duff were snapped doing what many celebs do best: SHOP. The sisters hit up Nordstrom's and Barney's New York at the Grove in West Hollywood.

Sharon Stone: "Come on, just wave, they've made us all very wealthy.

Wife: "But I don't want to wave to those peons. It will tire my arm. You two wave."

Roberto Cavalli: "Fine. But no more diamonds for you today."

Fancy Fanny Miller

Set pics are great and these of Sienna are cool if not boring. But I like the juxtaposition of someone in a period costume with present day accoutrements like Sienna and her BlackBerry.

Blech, whenever I see someone smoking I know they stink like an ashtray and they're just not very appealing ('cept for Johnny Depp...for him I'd wear noseplugs and proceed with the deed).


P.S. "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Sienna Miller, Keira Knightley , Cillian Murphy & Matthew Rhys, has been retitled "The Edge of Love." 'Cause the other title sounded sooo high school.

Them's Fightin' Words Ladies!



Another day on "The View," another Rosie O'Donnell vs. Elisabeth Hasselback argument. I cannot stand Elisabeth's views on this administration and its war but I also find it utterly annoying when Rosie doesn't let others speak and mocks them with the "one at a time" - "let me speak" - "just answer the question" crap when she knows full well that often times she doesn't allow others those same courtesies . It just makes her look overbearing and intolerant.

Come on Rosie, even idiot Bushies have the right to say their peace. ;) Keep the open dialogue going ladies!