American Idol Biz

Blah, blah, blah, Jordan Sparks is America's latest Idol, blah, blah, blah, anti-climactic, blah, blah, blah. Congratulations Jordan. Let's not kid ourselves - Blake will have a career. He'll be on the radio very soon. Or possibly gay "date" sites on the web a' la' Clay Gayken.

Check out what Simon's saying about his future plans: Simon Cowell of American Idol says he'll do another three years of the show but that's it, ""I'll have done 10 series and your time's up. It's time then to do something new. I think it's time to bring in new people... Ten years is a long time."

Who would he pick to replace him? "Donald Trump." WTF?! First of all, that idiot knows nothing about musical talent and second of all...EFFIN' GROSS. That guy makes my skin crawl. Why pick someone even more narcissistic than himself? I'm boycotting that shite if it happens. Oh man, Rosie O'Donnell will blow her lesbian top if Trump moves in on Idol.

Sanjayanara Bayy-Byyy!

FINALLY! FINALLY! FINALLY! Viewers smartened up and voted Sanjaya Malakar, 17, off of American Idol Wednesday night.

We fast forwarded through the show to the end ('cause that's the only way to watch the vote-off nights) and were ecstatic to see him gone.

DUDE ACTUALLY LOOKED SURPRISED! Did he seriously think he was gonna win? That's just crazy talk Sanjaya.

It cracks me up that young girls always fall in love with the gay guys. I know, he hasn't said he is gay but my gay-dar has been blasting "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" since I first saw and heard him.

Some Humor On A Sad Day In America

If you like Sanjaya from American Idol or think dude can sing - you may want to skip this video. I, on the other hand, LOVE IT. Especially at the end, "Did you vote for Sanjaya?"..."No."..."Whyyy nottt?" BAHHHHHHH!

Cartoon Idol

I'm in a cartoon kinda mood so here's a quick ode to all that is American Idol compliments of Pretty On the Outside. Sorry, if Sanjaya doesn't get kicked off soon I'm gonna hurt a puppy...and I like puppies.

Disclaimer: I would, of course, never hurt an animal. Never.

Gwen Stefani's On American Idol Tonight - Don't Forget!

Yeahhhh, Gwen's giving me a reason to watch the show without puking all over myself! For once I actually can't wait to hear what these chumps do. They're not all chumps - I take that back.

Click Gwen's name link below for today's earlier post as well as past posts!

UPDATE: Gwen didn't even perform. That sucked. And WTF was with Sanjaya's ponyhawk? Tarded I tell ya...dude needs to go!

"The View" & "American Idol" Clips

These are must sees: 1) 'Cause I can't stand Donald Trump!



AND 2) 'Cause the Ryan-Simon love affair just cracks me up!



It's just a matter of time before Ryan steps out of the proverbial closet...I'm just sayin'...

Australia's Very Own Clay Aiken

I think everyone - except for his "Claymates" believes Clay Aiken is gay. Aiken was the 2003 "American Idol" runner-up and has been the subject of rumors and tabloid reports questioning his sexuality. Now it appears that Australia has a case of the "Gaykens".

Many in Australia believed Anthony Callea, the 2004 "Australian Idol" runner-up, is gay but mainstream media pretty much left the subject alone. That is until a traffic reporter "outed" him on a morning radio show!: Vic Lorusso outed the singer after mentioning meeting Callea while discussing an old school mate on The Edge's breakfast show.

"You wouldn't know him. He's a nice guy but his partner, which is Anthony Callea, didn't want to know anything about anybody," the traffic reporter told host Christo."
A spokeswoman for the show claimed Lorusso had not outed Callea deliberately. "Vic had no idea that it wasn't common knowledge," she said. Neither Callea nor his management have yet to respond to the report.

He was questioned about the comment but quickly moved back to traffic. Let's hope that Callea feels comfortable enough to live his true life - whatever his sexuality -and let's hope his fans accept him for who he is. -- Wonder if the "Claymates" are capable of such support?!

Sh*tty Singer Barba Part 2

Ok, so Barba's camp is saying the pictures of a girl hmmmmmm a guy aren't Antonella. But others like the one above are.

I want to smack her. Practically nude and posing for slutty pics at the WWII Memorial in Washington, DC? She shouldn't have made the top 24 and she shouldn't have posed for the pics at the Memorial. How tacky can one person be?!

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe told Extra's Mark McGrath he's "not kicking the Jersey girl off - her fate is in the voters' hands."

Extra is reporting that Lythgoe essentially said that viewers would have to get rid of her instead. “Without question, any competition like this is part popularity competition,” he said.

Simon Cowell said yesterday at the Playboy Mansion, of all places, that the photos “[should] not affect her standing on the show, and if the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in.” He added, “These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life."

Umm, what about the girl from Season 2, Frenchie, who was kicked off after pics of her topless surfaced on the internet? HYPOCRITES!!! One girl is black & overweight -- the other is skinny and sort-of pretty in a horse-face way. You guys are HYPOCRITES!

Sucky 'Idol' Singer BarbaReally Sucks

I commented the other day on who I thought would be the American Idol front runners and who never should've made it to the top 24 like this fool Antonella Barba.

Fast forward to today and I stumbled upon some pics of her "blowing" a guy and partaking in naked-under-age drinking. Click here to see what I'm talking about.

Awww, the parentals are gonna be so proud!

Gwen & JLo On American Idol

Looks like these two will appear on this season of American Idol. 'Cause they need the publicity right? Do you guys remember when everyone hated this show? Was it jut me? Whatever -- Hubby and I now watch it but fast forward through most of the hullabaloo.

Look forward to seeing Gwen on there. Here's a list of who else is slated to appear: Jon Bon Jovi, Martina McBride, Diana Ross, Barry Gibb and '60s stars Lulu and Peter Noone from Herman's Hermits (for a British Invasion night -- ooooh scary).

American Idol Front Runners

Most of the guys really sucked the other night but a couple of the girls really kicked arse!

Here are some real contenders...

And here are ones who could do well if they choose better songs...

And here's the most overrated chick of the whole thing. How the heck did she get through? Simon wants her -- you know it: