Robot Spice Walks On

The more pictures I see of Vicky (Victoria Beckham if we're talking proper), the more I realize we have so much in common: She has boobs...Mine are real. She has a tiny waist...I despise waste. She dresses to the nines to get coffee (as in these pics)...coffee is yummy. Her husband David Beckham is super hot and he's a footballer...I'm super hot and am a footballer. Wait, I could be fibbing in that last bit.