Mother & Son in NYC

I know, I know, referring to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as mother and son isn't cool but I'm equally catty with the older men/younger women scenario. It totally creeps me out when people date/marry someone closer in age to their child/ren then themselves. Call me crazy.

Demi and Ashton looked happily in love (2yr wedding anniversary is coming up right?) in NYC last week.

Ashton is there filming What Happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz. Cam celebrated her 35th birthday in NYC. All the cool people do.

A Semi-Together Brit

Dare I say Britney Spears looked ok at the opening of LAX Nightclub at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas?

1) Her fake hair is brushed.

2) Her ass is covered.

3) And she's not wearing her hideous brown boots.

Good on ya NitBrit!

In ridiculous news, the LAX dumbasses paid her $100,000 to show up and "host" (get drunk and announce DJ AM).

Spears spent about 40 minutes in the VIP area (came, went, came, went) hanging on her latest sex machine/career rebuilder Criss Angel Mindfreak. At one point she reportedly took a red lollipop from Angel's mouth and put it in her own. Eh gawd, I think I just upchucked.

Reunited and it feels so...gross

Oh look, Tom Brady (the pregnant woman abandoner) and Gisele Bundchen (the man stealer) reunited and sucking face after the birth of Brady's son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

The two were snapped after lunching together in Boston.

Some would love nothing more than to see Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen break-up. I could care less 'cause I think he's ugly and she's a man snatcher...they'll break-up soon enough without me wishing it on them.

Contrary to earlier reports, the little guy was not given Brady's last name (how do you like that Brady bitch?!), rather, he was reportedly named John Edward Thomas Moynahan.

I love Bridget.

CLove Still Talking

Fab art from Gallery of the Absurd.

Oh dear, Courtney Love is allegedly spilling the beans on Amy Winehouse.

Love was "overheard telling a pal":

“I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS.

“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known.”

You know you're f**ked when Courtney Love says you take more drugs than she ever did. I love Amy's music and want her to get better. Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, needs to disappear. Where are the UFO's/Aliens when you need them?

-- Winehouse and Fielder-Civil have been in St. Lucia since their bloody blow-up and "reports" suggest the staff at Jade Mountain Resort were called to the couple's suite to clean up a huge mess:

"There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible," said one worker, according to Brit tabloid The Mirror.

WTF?! It's an EPIDEMIC!

First it was Faith Hill wearing Abercrombie sweatpants and now it's my dearest Reese Witherspoon sporting an Abercrombie baseball cap.

Say it with me people: GROWN WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR CLOTHING MEANT FOR PRE-TEENS/TEENAGERS!!!!! I'm just sayin'...

Oh, one more thing for Reesey-peesy, check your posture girl! Now, go back to making your millions.

You should be making that face Faith...

...because a soon-to-be 40-year-old woman should not be walking around in Abercrombie sweatpants. We all want to stay young and fresh but, Ms. Faith Hill, pre-teen/teenage clothing is not the way to go.

Other than that...you're super hot and talented. Hope you had a blast working on your latest music video.

Cusack-Pink Rendezvous in Berlin?

I love Pink and I love me some John Cusack so pics of them together are golden. The two were snapped knocking boots in Berlin, Germany. Nah, they were just connected for a bit, enjoyed a pint, then P!nk went about her tour.
rendevouz

Later Maui!

Gwen Stefani, hubby Gavin Rossdale & little guy Kingston are done vacationing in Maui. Gwen and Gavin spent some quality time together which ALL parents should do!

Gwen will be resuming her tour so be sure to check it out. They've added more dates to California for all my Cali peeps. Wish I could be there.

What Clooney says when he wakes-up in the morning...

"My name is George Timothy Clooney and I'm a sexy beast."

If I were a guy, I wouldn't mind looking like Clooney and that is surely how I would greet myself each day.

He was snapped this morning pimping his latest film, Michael Clayton, at the Venice Film Festival. I don't really mind the facial hair but he is looking a bit too slim right now. Click pics for a closer look.

Celebrity Upchuck(ed)...Almost!

Actress and "fashion designer" (aren't they all) Sienna Miller was so damn close to spilling her load last night...so close!

Miller and current boinker Rhys Ifans celebrated the launch of her boutique Twenty8welve (with her sister/co-partner) with lots of libations and crazy talk. You know it has been a wild night when your friends have to guide you as you walk.

Crowing Again

Sheryl Crow is back in the studio. Yeahhhhh. I like a girl who can fend off depression, breast cancer and a major break up. Sheryl Crow is one of those gals.

But what the heck bit her forehead? That is a huge bump! Maybe it's a zit like I get. Wait, I think they call them CYSTS. Yummy. Time for lunch.

Cher Breaks 3 Toes...World Ends

Saying Cher is 61-years-old is so trippy. Saying Madonna will be 50 next year is even more trippy. We're all aging!

Ms. Cher reportedly tumbled down some concrete steps at her Malibu mansion and fractured the three middle toes on her left foot. Broken toes are painful so three must really suck.

Ruh rohhh, trouble in tattoo land

Angry man Ami James isn't happy Ms. Kat Von D has her own show airing on TLC before his. Poor baby. Doesn't like being trumped by a chick.

Ami and Kat worked together on Miami Ink but the relationship soured quickly and they butted heads constantly. At the end of last season, Kat was "fired" (she was leaving anyway).

Now she has her own shop and now her own show, L.A. Ink, in Hollywood. Ami is reportedly "going crazy" over this. Apparently a billboard picture of him has been replaced with Kat's fabulously original mug. OH SNAP!

A source told the NY Post:

"He's now berating his staff, the cameramen, everyone in his path," said the source. "He is so jealous of Kat and her success it's making him insane. He's moody, you can't predict how bad he'll act on any given day. Kat's better-liked, better-looking, and nobody cares about Ami anymore."

Come on Ami, both shows are cool and anybody who likes Tattoo's will watch both of them. There's room enough for two tough guy. You'll be ok.

But can he make those boots and that shirt (it's not a dress NitBrit) disappear?...for good!

Britney Spears is takin' her comeback serious ya'all! She is rumored to be performing at the MTV VMA's on September 9th and word is that Criss Angel "Mindfreak" will make her disappear/reappear several times during the performance.

"Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the NY Daily News yesterday.

Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said."

In other Britney news, KFed-Ex's attorney has filed documents citing Spears as the "monied party" and requesting she pay his fees!

"Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in an Aug. 26 declaration that Federline has "no net income" after various expenses, and that his spousal support of $20,000 a month ends in November. Spears, meanwhile, brings in an average monthly income of $737,868."

NitBrit rakes in $737,868 each month?! Come on people, stop buying her damn perfume and shit. That's just crazy money for such a train wreck.

Have money, will waste, will remain stupid.

Aww, rapper and HUGE fan of plastic surgery, Lil' Kim was driving her new wittle Wamborghini in NYC Thursday when she was pulled over for driving without a license plate. Cops then discovered she didn't have a license. Who the f**k gives someone a Lamborghini when they can't even legally drive? Waste of money I tell ya. Feed some hungry children for crying out loud (and I am).

Police said the rapper told them the car was a gift from someone in California which was delivered today on a flatbed truck. The car allegedly already had a summons in California for also being driven around without plates, perhaps by the previous owner.

Police were checking Lil’ Kim’s records when her lawyer came and drove the car away. Police were satisfied with the check on the vehicle which was legally registered.

The rapper was not issued a summons for not having plates nor a driver’s license with her, police said.

Oh joy, Travolta & Preston

Oh looky, Kelly Preston's boobs are about to swallow her face and hubby John Travolta is using his Scientology powers to keep them from doing so. What an effin' hero. Sorry, can't stand the guy. But at least we can't see the webbing for his hairpiece. Amen.

The two were snapped at the NYC premier of Death Sentence. Preston co-stars with Kevin Bacon and others. I'll check it out once it hits Blu-Ray disc.

Another San Diegan

While I'm not a fan of Denise Richards, I do appreciate a woman who takes care of her kids. Whether it's because she can't get an acting job or because she just "loves 'em so much" that she wants to spend tons of time with them - I don't care.

Denise is a hundred times better than that big-headed Charlie Sheen that helped her make those kids. But I'm just sayin'...

I will say that her house is probably covered in Shabby Chic stuff...she's always at the Shabby Chic store in Malibu or Santa Monica...whatever. It's all white, fluffy and rosy to me.

Happy Birthday Cam!

Cameron turned 35 yesterday (August 30) - Happy Birthday to fellow San Diegan Cameron Diaz! You all know you wish you could look that good. Seriously, the chick is 35. Let's not pretend it's easy mmmkay?! give the girl her kudos and stop hating.

And the day before on the set of What Happens in Vegas co-starring Ashton Kutcher.

Click pics for a much closer look!

Coolest Couple in Maui

Ok, so maybe I really do like Jimenny but I as far as rock couples go, Stefossdale are "IT" and by "IT" I mean THE SHITE.

I need to go on tour 'cause Gwen Stefani is looking mighty slim while shopping in Maui yesterday. Guess I need to be able to sing and perform first. Damn it. There's always a catch.

My dearest Gavin has filled out nicely but Gwen is definitely carrying the cool torch for the couple at the moment.

Who Dat?

Well would ya get a load of this girl. Paris Hilton without her hair extensions. Otherwise she's doing the same old thing...partying. This time it was at the LG house in Malibu.

What happened to the girl fresh out of prison who said she was tired of all the partying?...that she was ready to grow up...what happened to that girl?

Battle of the Winehouse Caricatures

If you're keeping track, Amy Winehouse checked in/out of rehab twice in the last two weeks, she had a bloody fight with her, things are all rosy again and she's not going back to rehab.

Ever the co-dependant woman, Winehouse says she won't return to rehab without her hubby.

"I can't beat drugs without him. He's my rock and as a married couple we need to go through everything together," Amy told the Sunday Mirror.

"Blake says he isn't going back to rehab - but I can if I want.

"But I'm not going without him. I know I need help, but Blake's the only one who can help me.

"I don't want to lose him. I won't lose him. I want to make him happy - like what he does to me.

"I feel disgusting and Blake's the only one who stops me feeling like this.

"I can't believe he even wants to be with me. I don't understand why.

"All I know is I'm the luckiest girl alive to have someone as caring as Blake," she added.

This girl needs major, major, prompt help. Blake is not the answer nor does he have the answers.

I think all of us can see how this story will end.