Where do you go when you're a celebrity and you want to cleanse your soul and that of your children? If you are Madonna or Demi Moore you head to Tel Aviv, Israel, to celebrate the Jewish New Year.
Ok, so Demi didn't take her "real" children but she did take Ashton!
Thumbnails below are of Demi and Ashton.
Yeah, Demi Moore looks hot but it makes me really uncomfortable to say a woman looks awesome when we all know she's had (and probably continues to have) work done. You know, the whole "perpetuating a myth" thing. We women shouldn't have to live up to these fraudulent standards.
Anyhow, I guess I'm sayin' I'm here for us real girls - while appreciating some of these celebs - and remembering "it" isn't real.
Demi was snapped at the "Une Journee A Paris" hosted by Van Cleef & Arpels in NYC.
I know, I know, referring to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as mother and son isn't cool but I'm equally catty with the older men/younger women scenario. It totally creeps me out when people date/marry someone closer in age to their child/ren then themselves. Call me crazy.
Demi and Ashton looked happily in love (2yr wedding anniversary is coming up right?) in NYC last week.
Ashton is there filming What Happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz. Cam celebrated her 35th birthday in NYC. All the cool people do.
Seriously, do you think Demi Moore would be running around flashing her boobies if they were normal and untouched by surgery? No. She's wearing that super thin shirt without a bra because her boobs are fake and are standing upright.
And WTF is she going out wearing Ashton's pj bottoms for? What's going on with Demi? Do we need a Britney-esque intervention?
Um, I'm pretty sure Ashton Kutcher should NOT be checking out Rumer's boobs like that. Ohhhh, I get it. He's making sure nothing's popping out right? Riiiiiiight. You know they're "doing it" behind Demi's back. Mmm-kaaaaay.
The family was snapped at the NYC premier of papa Bruce Willis's latest Die Hard installment: Live Free or Die Hard. Tallulah's a pretty girl. Don't know where Scout was...wait, she was probably holding the family's table at Butter.
Sorry, I can't stand men in button up shirts under v-neck sweaters. That crap belongs in the office or at church. Tom Cruise has been sporting the same look as well. BLECH! Don't even get me started on the silk scarf around his neck.
Demi and Ashton were married September 24, 2005, and they look like they're still enjoying one another. I know, it hasn't even been two years. Wish 'em luck though.
The couple was snapped at the release party for author Laura Day's new book The Circle.
Demi Moore, 44, and Ashton Kutcher, 29, were snapped casual with dogs in Hollywood.
It pains me to see her carrying that cute chihuahua like that. How would you like to be barely hanging on while someone lugged you around? Chi's need to feel safe and that isn't cutting it. Shame on you Demi. 
She must've gone to the Paris Hilton or Britney Spears "School of Animal Care" or something. Sheesh. -- Click pics for a much closer look. :)
Um, your daughter Tallulah is 13-years-old Demi Moore - WTF is she going out dressed like that for? That dress and those shoes ARE NOT age appropriate.
Better check yourself before you riggity-wreck yourself...and your daughter.
Marg Helgenberger, Dane Cook, Demi Moore, Kevin Costner and Danielle Panabaker attended the L.A. premier of "Mr. Brooks" earlier this week. Costner's a new daddy and I think Demi just might be pregnant. But that's my unedumacated guess.
The movie didn't get good reviews but I still want to see it. I'm forgiving like that. 
Ok, so I don't really know if they are "expecting" but that's not the only loose-fitting dress Demi Moore has worn recently and her tummy looks to be pooching out. I know, I know, maybe she just had a couple of beers or some extra chips-n-guac, but she does look to be 3-5 pounds heavier (I'm not harping on her weight...it's no biggy...she's a tiny girl) or at least more than a couple but less than 10. ;)
Demi and son hubby Ashton Kutcher were photographed as they arrived for the Prada America's Cup Dinner Sunday night. CONGRATS to this couple that appears to be working at staying together! *cheers & beers*
Demi Moore and her handsome son hubby Ashton attended Mentor L.A.'s Promise Gala honoring crazy Tom Cruise in LA on Thursday, March 22 ('07). She's wearing black so I can't tell if there's a baby bump there...she wore black here as well - maybe she is covering something. Who knows.
Click here to see Tom and his prisoner Katie at the event.
Here's "Mrs. Robinson" with Kevin Costner and Dane Cook - her costars in the new movie "Mr. Brooks."
Now, Mrs. Ashton Kutcher may very well be pregnant but I had to at least poke fun at the ongoing rumors. Hasn't she been pregnant since they first got together?
They all sought out publicity on Friday, March 9, by going to The Ivy for some overpriced and sh*teous food. Tommy and Pamela have some cute little guys but doesn't that girl know you don't wear a lace bra with cotton shirts? Or thin shirts of any make? Ohhh, she likes it showing...my bad.
Isn't she only, what, 15 yrs old? Everyone is in Paris (France not Hilton) right now for Fashion Week and the Moore-Kutcher + chirrens klan is no exception. The group attended a party for Mario Testino's new book Let Me In! -- Ashton and Demi are on the cover. But what's up with letting Scout drink? We all know that's not apple cider in her glass. Way to go Demi, Bruce & Ashton. We've already heard about Rumor's "many bathroom visits" at Hollywood nightclubs.
