They just don't work. No amount of cocaine-hungry for a steak-druggy-cool can make those things work on you. Sorry Ms. Kate Moss.
You can "I Spy" a bit of Moss's daught, Lila Grace, in these pics. Click for a better view.
And seriously, if I didn't know it was Kate Moss in this last pic I would've thought Mick Jagger had gotten some extensions and died his hair blond. For realzies...Ewwwww. 
Oooooo, Halle Berry is looking a lot fuller all the way around...is she partaking in extra chips and guacamole (yummy) or could she possibly be pregnant? YOU make the call!...Until her publicist tells us otherwise. ;)
These were taken Thursday, May 10, as she left a doctor's office. Mmmkayyyy....
Personally, I think she's packing a little person in there but that's my unedumacated opinion. YEAHHHH!
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I just can't even get over how big the baby belly on Bridget Moynahan is getting. All of us take it for granted but there's a human being growing in there for crying out loud! Totally sci-fi to me ever time I see a pregnant woman or a birth ('cause I watch live births in my spare time...not.). She looked gorgeous at a little Liz Lange maternity fashions party. That's actress Gretchen Mol with her in the top left pic.
To all you Gisele lovers...suck it (with love). Tom can suck it too. You know he's sucking Gisele's penis every night. 
Wait a second, didn't Britney Spears wear that dress on the left in the picture immediately above? Was she trying to tell us something?
Prince looked like a total girl when a fan that he had invited on stage during a London concert got a wee bit close for his likeness. He must've known she didn't have a penis so he curled up and hid his dirt star.
This dayum picture has had me laughing out loud off and on all day. Thought I'd share. [source]
Awwww, Sheryl Crow announced today on her website that she adopted a baby boy. The little guy was just born two weeks ago and a source told Us mag, "She's super happy." Duh.
She named the itty-bitty Wyatt Steven - Wyatt after her father and Steve after her "little brother and Scooter."
YEAHHHHH! Congratulations to them both...and just in time for Mother's Day.
Goldie Hawn is a cool woman - she rocks. Wonder if she thought twice about buying some Patron from the liquor store because of the razzi.
Way to support RED!
A British labor tribunal has found that Sting and wife Trudie Styler engaged in "shameful conduct" when they fired their pregnant chef.
Jane Martin was let go in April 2006 after eight years as the couple's chef. Martin claimed Styler created a "climate of fear" and said she was forced to work 14-hour days, even when she had morning sickness. "[Styler] is without doubt the driving force manipulating others to perform her 'dirty work,'" the tribunal ruled. Damages are due to be decided at a hearing next month.
Styler says, "I am devastated by this decision and I will appeal."
Not wanting to feel left out while her boyfriend talked on his cell phone - Kate Bosworth called Jesus from her imaginary cell to thank him for bringing food back into her life.
Amen.
Ashley Judd is a flippin' ray of sunshine every time I see her! She looked beautiful at a NYC press conference for her latest film "Bug" - set for release on May 25. -- Judd plays a lonely woman hiding out from her ex-husband who has been released on parole and ends up holed up with a "paranoid, unhinged, war veteran who sees insects everywhere." Ick. Harry Connick Jr. co-stars...yummy.
Two things about these pictures of Kirsten Dunst trying to hail a cab in NYC on Wednesday (may 9). 1) I thought slips were meant to be worn under another piece of clothing and 2) Those shoes seriously look like tap shoes. That's all I have....
This is Lindsay Lohan's face when she hears that there is no more cocaine in the entire city. Mannnn, she can look like the biggest biotch.
Oh yeah, these were taken at her Late Show with David Letterman arrival.
Click on the pic for a closer view. This an older foreign magazine ad for Lux shampoo and I seriously think they digitized all of Jennifer Lopez. There's nothing human or real about the thing!
Actually, the ad looks like a promo for the next season of "The Bachelorette" or the cover of a damn romance novel. Silliness.
Gotta love a woman with a cause. Katie Couric showed off her bowling skills at the “Strike Out Colon Cancer” fundraiser in NYC on Wednesday, May 9.
Couric lost husband Jay Monahan to the disease in 1998 and has been a staunch advocate of research, colonsoscopies for early detection and erasing the fear/stigma associated with the process.
Now I'm realllly starting about Cameron Diaz. First there were these pics of her leaving Paris Hilton's house (that's right, Paris effin Hilton) totally trashed and now we have these pics of her arriving with the life sucker herself stylist Rachel Zoe (!) at an exclusive party in NYC for Kate Moss's line of crappy clothing for Topshop.
Earlier this week Cameron Diaz was on the "Today Show" and said the following about ex-beau Justin Timberlake and celebrities, "All you want is that the person you care about to be happy ... It's like high school. We're like the popular kids. Everybody wants to know what happens to us."
Girlfriend wasn't kidding, celebs share/swap sex partners like there are only 20 people left in the world...For instance: Lindsay Lohan was called out by a "friend" as saying, ""I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law," whom we know dated Sienna Miller and now Lohan is reportedly screwing Calum Best again (below; dad is a famous footballer) again but a New York Daily News reporter saw Best cuddling up with Lohan's friend Kimberly Stewart last month in London.
Obviously this is just a basic example of the swappage. It's just gross if you ask me. 
Enabling mother Dina Lohan, Calum Best & Lohan at Nylon mags Young Hollywood party.
Um, er, EWWWWWWW. Olivier Martinez looked straight up disgusting in L.A. yesterday as he picked his nose and grabbed his package. Crabs musta beena itchin'...Ick.
Kate Winslet is another of those girls I think it would be fun to hang at a pub with drinking some Guinness and some Irish Car Bombs...mmmm, Irish Car Bombs...haven't had one of those in awhile. BARTENDER! Kate's seems like a girl's girl - kind, funny, down to earth.
Kate was snapped picking up her daughter Mia from school in NYC on the 3rd. So cute.
Jennifer Love Hewitt likes her fan(s) or whoever that is who occupied her time at LAX yesterday (May 9). Look at her cutie of a dog in the carrier. Yums!
Denise Richards looked like a caricature of herself at the John Wayne Cancer Institute Mother's Day Luncheon in Beverly Hills on May 9.
Can't put my finger on it...oh, it's gotta be the blonder hair and that look on her face. Dress is ill-fitting as well but I really like the color. Is her lipstick/gloss gooping or is that herpes? Hmmmm...
I seriously don't get it. The photo on the left is Cate Blanchett at The Met's Costume Gala on the 7th and the photo on the right is the evening after at TIME magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World party (she's on the list!?!?). She looks completely different in the two pics.
Did they try to make her look as hideous as possible the night before? Seriously, it's so bizarre.
Nancy Grace full-time on "The View?" The Gatecrasher suggests the ex-Court TV and ex-CNN legal personality is "jockeying" to fill a co-hosting seat on the show.
They better not let her in like that! It's one thing to guest co-host every once in awhile for an hour of Grace every day? I think not.
Jennifer Lopez may be receiving death threats from a an animal-rights extremist necessitating increased security.
A Gatecrasher source said the notes have been showing up for about a month and threaten "to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears." THAT'S SCARY!
Lopez's spokeswoman denied the singer has hired two off-duty police offices in addition to her usual security team, "[Lopez] has had the same security team she has always had."
A rep for PETA (surely not involved) has said, "All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need." HERE, HERE!
Wow, sounds like Paris Hilton's new attorney, Richard Hutton, actually has a head on his shoulders. Even though the statement is pure bullshite and contrary to everything she has ever said or done...
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
If I thought Paris(ite) had anything to do with the statement (other than hearing it read to her over the phone) than I would say "Good on ya" for stepping up and taking responsibility. But she's crap. We all know it.
