What's So Funny Cam?

I'm still pissed at Cameron Diaz for hooking up Criss Angel "Mindfreak" even though he's engaged to Minnie Driver (well, was until his Cam hook-up) but these pictures surfaced and I'm curious about them.

She's laughing with and awfully close to surfer Kelly Slater. If you'll remember correctly, the two connected prior to her relationship with Justin Timberlake and she spent lots of time with him in Hawaii after her break-up with Mr. JT. Then she hooks up with Criss Angel two weekends ago, these pics were taken Friday & she then she headed off to Las Vegas to do some more catching up with cheater "Mindfreak."

The Oprah Curse

Despite my long conversation with her about betraying a fellow woman (Minnie Driver) for a man, Cameron Diaz was again seen with Criss Angel "Mindfreak" Friday night.

Angel was engaged to actress Minnie Driver when he and Diaz hooked up a week ago last Saturday and she arrived back in Vegas this past Friday to do some more "hooking." The couple had dinner at Social House at Treasure Island and a witness told People magazine they started dinner across from each other but were next to one another by the end of the meal.

They weren't done. Next they headed to PURE nightclub at Caesars Palace and then to Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

-- You know, there really is an Oprah curse on Minnie Driver. She was super hot and heavy (so she and we thought) with Matt Damon years back but then he broke up with her during his appearance on Oprah - and Criss Angel was just on Oprah, what, two weeks ago? Driver needs to have anyone she dates sign a "I will not appear on Oprah" clause at the beginning of each relationship! Seriously!

CAMERON: I'm PISSED at you.

Do I Need to Call Your Mom Cammy?!

Now I'm realllly starting about Cameron Diaz. First there were these pics of her leaving Paris Hilton's house (that's right, Paris effin Hilton) totally trashed and now we have these pics of her arriving with the life sucker herself stylist Rachel Zoe (!) at an exclusive party in NYC for Kate Moss's line of crappy clothing for Topshop.

Celebs are Popular Kids Who Swap Partners

Earlier this week Cameron Diaz was on the "Today Show" and said the following about ex-beau Justin Timberlake and celebrities, "All you want is that the person you care about to be happy ... It's like high school. We're like the popular kids. Everybody wants to know what happens to us."

Girlfriend wasn't kidding, celebs share/swap sex partners like there are only 20 people left in the world...For instance: Lindsay Lohan was called out by a "friend" as saying, ""I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law," whom we know dated Sienna Miller and now Lohan is reportedly screwing Calum Best again (below; dad is a famous footballer) again but a New York Daily News reporter saw Best cuddling up with Lohan's friend Kimberly Stewart last month in London.

Obviously this is just a basic example of the swappage. It's just gross if you ask me.

Enabling mother Dina Lohan, Calum Best & Lohan at Nylon mags Young Hollywood party.

More Fugly & Pretty...The Pics From This Night Won't End!!!

Even more pics from the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Art Costume Institute Gala last night, May 7, in New York.

Hey gorgeous in plum Sandra Bullock! Her humor shines through even in these pics. Lover her bunches...

Scarlett Johansson arrived at the event with Stella McCartney (fashion designer & daughter of Paul McCartney and if you don't know who he is, well, you're hopeless. *wink*)...

AWESOME color on Cameron Diaz but I'm not sure about the jewelry...looks awfully bobbly and bumpy. If the Galliano for Dio dress looks familiar it's because Cam's buddy Drew Barrymore wore a VERY similar one to the "Lucky You" premier in NYC...

Pregnant Salma Hayek sighting! Too bad she's disguising the baby belly with all that black velvet. Hmph...

Doin' It Diaz Style

Cameron Diaz was snapped post-dinner on Thursday, May 3, in L.A.

When Stars Attack At Coachella

Cameron Diaz hit both days of the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California, this weekend. The second day we got these pics of her with BFF and new Covergirl face Drew Barrymore.

Cam totally got peeved with the razzi and Drew just looks like, "Come on foolio, they're not going away. Ignore 'em." Click the pics to get closer - Drew is sporting lots of bruises...????

Click the Coachella link below for other pics from the event!

Cameron At Coachella

All the celebs NOT at the Australian MTV Video Awards are at the Coachella Music Festival in California - including animated Cameron Diaz.

I'd love to fly out to Coachella. Wanna go?

Cam Hanging With Paris?!WTF?!

These are pics of a very clearly trashed Cameron Diaz leaving Paris(ite) Hilton's house. You know you're trashed when you can't walk to a car without assistance....or when you're painting a dude's nails red at a party!

100,000 points for not driving Cam...but minus 1,000,000 for hanging with that life sucker Paris. Which meanssss, you're in the whole. Wait, you better not have been in that dayum hole.

WTF are you thinking?! Get a grip woman!

Cam & Incredible Hulk Hit The Gym

The razzi must just hang out at Cameron Diaz's gym knowing she'll be there every day. Talk about some easy photos. No stalking required!

Look Up Cam - It's Drew!

My girl Cameron Diaz is a funny gal and I hate when people say she has a pizza face. Show me one person who doesn't get zits! And for all you arseholes who pick on her know - there is a medical cause for her occasional acne.

So, here's Cam looking beautiful after hitting the gym in West Hollywood. Poo on you haters.

...And hitting the beaches of Hawaii again after being snapped there smokin' weed with buddy Drew just over a month ago!

Surprise! Cam Hit the Gym Friday

Cam + Skinny Jeans + Scarf Thingy + Boots = Set4Life

I was set on commenting about how lightly Cameron packs for her jaunts around the world because she arrived at LAX airport Tuesday (March 27) wearing an almost identical outfit to the one she wore while strolling NYC on Sunday -- but then I got a little peeved when I saw that the guy pushing her cart "of stuff" is actually pushing one tiny bag. IRRITATING! It would be annoying to have someone lingering with my tiny bag vs. just carrying the damn thing. *grrrr*

Alright, I still give her points for not having a ridiculous wardrobe tagging along with her on every trip and for not having a wardrobe in every city: +5 points for that but -8 for having dude cart her teensy-weensy bag...whether he insisted or not.