More Fugly & Pretty...The Pics From This Night Won't End!!!

Even more pics from the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Art Costume Institute Gala last night, May 7, in New York.

Hey gorgeous in plum Sandra Bullock! Her humor shines through even in these pics. Lover her bunches...

Scarlett Johansson arrived at the event with Stella McCartney (fashion designer & daughter of Paul McCartney and if you don't know who he is, well, you're hopeless. *wink*)...

AWESOME color on Cameron Diaz but I'm not sure about the jewelry...looks awfully bobbly and bumpy. If the Galliano for Dio dress looks familiar it's because Cam's buddy Drew Barrymore wore a VERY similar one to the "Lucky You" premier in NYC...

Pregnant Salma Hayek sighting! Too bad she's disguising the baby belly with all that black velvet. Hmph...

Blinding Blond ScarJo

Woah Nelly - that's some blond hair! Is it blond or is it white? One of my girlfriends used to say, "baby chicken yellow"...LOL.

Scarlett Johansson hosted Louis Vuitton's "Love" Party to benefit Oxfam America. Click the link to find out more.

ScarJo = Average Jo

Scarlett Johansson, like most celebs, doesn't really look like anything special when they're not all "done up." But why is it that people with a bazillion dollars look somehow different even when in jeans and a baseball cap? The "something different" is probably deep in our psyche and I definitely try to avoid going there. ;)

Click her name link below for the last post on which with pics from a photo shoot last year with Woody Allen. She looked awesome.

ScarJo Givin' Wood(y)

Woody Allen has been quoted as saying that Scarlett Johansson is "his muse" so we'll be seeing these two in action for some time to come.

These were reportedly taken for The New Yorker or New York mag...one of the two. I'll get back to ya on that. ;)

ScarJo Has The Bod According To Glamour Readers

Kudos to ScarJo! Gisele's skanky arse needs to be shoved to #20 - if at all on the list...LOVE that Aniston beat out Jolie (Jolie has a very short torso & no arse) but that probably has more to do with her snatching Brad from Aniston...Jessica Alba is way too skinny these days to be at the top...Mischa Barton is a thin girl but she's completely out of shape and full of cottage cheese...Bilson has the body of a 13 yr-old...Kate Moss is just gross.

Glamour magazine's Top Sexiest Bodies as voted on by its readers:

1 Scarlett Johansson
2 Jessica Alba
3 Gisele Bundchen
4 Jennifer Aniston
5 Angelina Jolie
6 Mischa Barton
7 Rachel Bilson
8 Beyonce
9 Jennifer Lopez
10 Kelly Brook
11 Jessica Biel
12 Cameron Diaz
13 Sienna Miller
14 Gwen Stefani
15 Penelope Cruz
16 Kate Winslet
17 Jessica Simpson
18 Salma Hayek
19 Halle Berry
20 Kate Moss

I See A Foursome Coming On!

So in early March we got these pics of Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel lunching together while rumors swirled about a "love match." Now we have Ryan hooking up with Scarlett Johannson and Justin Timberlake back to his bubble butt chica Jessica Biel.

US Weekly is reporting that on April 6, JT and Biel arrived at a friend's birthday party in Malibu, California, " holding hands with Biel" and quoted a party guest as saying, " If Jessica was talking to a group of girls, Justin would come over, kiss her neck and start making out with her.”

I'm not the smartest around but I am pretty sure there are more than two girls in Hollywood circles and more than two guys as well. Why, then, have Scarlett and Jessica been swapping dudes beginning with Justin Timberlake a couple of months ago? Of course ScarJo said she and Justin didn't date but they were at least doing a little pokey-pokey - as did Biel and Mr. JT. -- And the girls were famously snapped shopping together in Paris indicating no rift due to the JT-Biel-ScarJo love triangleb but can they do it again?

COME ON PEOPLE - quit swapping partners! Ryan should just hook-up with JT and Biel-ScarJo should just get on with it already. *buuuwahhhahh*

ScarJo 'n' Broadway in 2008?

The Post claimed today, March 14, 2007, an exclusive which casts Scarlett Johansson a stone’s throw from playing Nellie Forbush in a “sexy revival of ‘South Pacific’” at the Lincoln Center on Broadway.

“Lincoln Center and director Bartlett Sher, who staged the theater's Tony Award-winning musical "The Light in the Piazza" last year, have already begun drawing up plans for the January 2008 production.”

"They want the leads to be sexy," says a production source. "This is not going to be a stodgy old production of 'South Pacific.'"

Ms. Reese Witherspoon is also said to be at the top of Lincoln Center’s wish list but Johansson is a huge fan of Rodgers and Hammerstein and her agents have reportedly been telling theater producers that Ms. Thang would love to star in a Broadway show.

I’ve never seen “South Pacific”…does anyone get naked?

Scarlett Johansson at Louis Vuitton

ScarJo was front and center at Louis Vuitton Sunday, March 4. I'm not digging the pale lipstick (click to enlarge or better view) but her eyes are well done - 'cept the brows. The outfit looks like something from grade school - minus the boobs. Am I wrong?

Scarlett Jo in India

Did she hear that Jessica Biel would be at the Oscars? Doubt she cares.

ScarJo skipped the Oscar festivities instead choosing to trek through India for 10 days in an effort to raise awareness of global poverty. She's pictured here at the Oxfam-funded Dalit school in northern India.

Click here to see who what her ex, Josh Hartnett, has been up to.

Scarlett + Playboy = BFF

Scar Baby has been named Playboys "Sexiest Celebrity of 2007":

The 22-year-old actress' "sensuality" and "beauty" saw off stiff competition from Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Pamela Anderson.

The adult magazine writes: "Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable."





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