Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts

Friday, September 14, 2007

JT's Wittle Boo Boo

Justin Timberlake reportedly injured his vocal chords during his MTV VMA weekend and had to cancel a couple of shows. BOOOOO.

His galpal Jessica Biel tagged along to one of his follow-up medical appointments. I wish she'd trash those shoes. Ballet flats don't work on everyone (including me).

Monday, August 20, 2007

Luck be a lady man tonight?

Has Mr. JT had enough of the Biel-ster?

A Page Six spy alleged to have seen Justin Timberlake "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand.

"They were obviously into each other," said the spy. "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all."

Another source dished to us, "He is notorious. He will f**k anything." A rep for Timberlake said, "I have no comment on his personal life."


MY sources tell me it was none other than Antonio Banderas. Ummm-kayyyy.

Timberlake and Biel spent lotsa time together during the European leg of his world tour.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Skinny on Biel

I am in total awe of just how lean Jessica Biel is right now. It's insane! Check out her shoulders and arms as she shoppe in L.A. the other day. Click her name link below to see her in her skivvies filming a movie scene the other day.

That's it. I'm going to Hollywood, hiring a personal trainer, a nutritionist and I'm going to be somebody..."And scene!"

** Don't forget to click on the pics to see them nice 'n' big.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Biel's Getting Naked

Justin Timberlake's luva Jessica Biel is said to be showing some T&A in the upcoming movie Powder Blue - currently filming in Los Angeles and co-starring Forest Whitaker, Ray Liotta and Patrick Swayze.

Biel plays a "stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son," and Us weekly is reporting Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt."

While I don't have the nudies (yet) I do have her in her skivvies. Enjoy.



Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Smells Like...

Peanut butter Power Bars, Degree deodorant & Justin Timberlake's saliva!


Jessica Biel
, Adam Sandler and Kevin James, hit MTV's TRL yesterday to promote I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.


Friday, July 13, 2007

The Look She's Giving...

...I'm gettin' it from behind from Justin Timberlake. That's Mr. JT to you ugly people.

Jessica Biel looked gorgeous at the premier of I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry yesterday. There are tons of stars in this flick but her main co-stars are Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

Is it just me or does her waist look tiny?!



Friday, June 22, 2007

Timberlake's Mom Knows Sign Language Ya'all!

Here are some huge close-ups of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Oslow. Um, yeah, that is Justin's mom Lynn flipping the bird to the razzi in the top pic. She's a classy one. Bahhh, I'd be doing it too!

The more I see that dress and those flats on Biel - the more I hate them. The more I see those shorts on Justin - the more I hate them. Dude, what's with rolling up the bottom of your jean shorts (jean shorts!) to show plaid? Eww.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

JT & Biel Love Tour Continues

Justin Timberlake and "dear friend" Jessica Biel are now in Oslow for the Norwegian leg of his tour.

I find this couple super sexy and downright delicious!



So sweet.


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

JT & Biel in Stockholm

Yep, Justin Timberlake has allowed Jessica Biel to join him on the Swedish leg of his tour. If you'll remember correctly, JT was quoted as saying Biel had "truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a big juicy ass pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea"..."Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me."

Maybe he was just playing a trick on all of us. Kinda like the time he acted all humble and appreciative for his successes. BAHHHH! He really had us going on that one!

Hope he chills out, comes back down to Earth and remembers that we are the ones who make and break musicians, actors, celebrities, etc.

In the great words of He-Man (slightly tweaked for purposes here), "I We have the power!"


Proof that there's more to the relationship than JT would like to share? How about Biel and JT's mom, Lynn, cruising Stockholm together wearing matching smiles? How 'bout them apples!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Biel is Quick to Forgive

Well, would ya looky here. Jessica Biel could obviously care less about the comments Justin Timberlake recently made about her 'cause girlfriend landed in Stockholm, Sweden, via a private jet.

Here's Timberlake's latest video "Love Stoned/I Think She..."

Saturday, June 16, 2007

No Big Biel

Jessica Biel was trying her best to avoid the razzi getting a picture of her face last week as she walked her dogs. Could it be because Justin Timberlake insisted she not travel with him for the Paris leg of his tour?

Check out Justin's words below from an interview with The Mirror. Not so nice man...not so nice. This dude is so stuck on himself these days. A dozen humble pies in the face might be just what Mr. Jt needs.

On Jessica:
"She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts!"

About the love of his life:
"I haven't met her yet."

The last lie he told?:
"When I made the whole world believe that Scarlett was my girlfriend."

Any body image issues?:
"Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me."

Ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz faired better than anyone in the entire interview:"Cameron is without doubt one of my best friends. I adore her and I hope it will always be like that."

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

What I Imagine Mr. JT's Cojones Look Like

...from all the crazy sexin' he and Jessica Biel do. BAHHHHH!

I so need the pin number to her bank account. Shoot, I'll take the number to her checking account...I'm not greedy...I'll stay away from her savings account.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Let's Get It On!

Um, Justin Timberlake is yummy when he's not talking like a girl and Jessica Biel is hotter than hot because she works hard for her body (unlike Lohan who prefers the cocaine die) plus she's a great mommy to her adopted dogs (click her name link below for lots of Jess/doggy pics).

The two lovers looked to be having a nice time in the UK during dinner at Nando's. Timberlake's over there for the European leg of his tour.


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Beil Arrives At Letterman

Jessica Biel looked absolutely gorgeous (love her dress, shoes & coat!) as she arrived for the Late Show with David Letterman in NYC last night, April 16. She could have gone with lighter lips but she still looks beautiful. Good on ya Jess!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Jessica Biel Post-Photo Shoot

Biel's dog Tina & new puppy on Wednesday.

Love Jessica Biel's hair as she left a photo shoot Friday, March 13. Wonder if it was a "Dog Fancy" or some other dog magazine shoot considering she took her big girl Tina and new little puppy. Check out the paws on that puppy!

Click her name link below to see lots of doggy pics. She's a great owner. Spends lots of time with them, goes on lots of walks & pics up their poo!




Tuesday, April 10, 2007

ScarJo Has The Bod According To Glamour Readers


Kudos to ScarJo! Gisele's skanky arse needs to be shoved to #20 - if at all on the list...LOVE that Aniston beat out Jolie (Jolie has a very short torso & no arse) but that probably has more to do with her snatching Brad from Aniston...Jessica Alba is way too skinny these days to be at the top...Mischa Barton is a thin girl but she's completely out of shape and full of cottage cheese...Bilson has the body of a 13 yr-old...Kate Moss is just gross.

Glamour magazine's Top Sexiest Bodies as voted on by its readers:

1 Scarlett Johansson
2 Jessica Alba
3 Gisele Bundchen
4 Jennifer Aniston
5 Angelina Jolie
6 Mischa Barton
7 Rachel Bilson
8 Beyonce
9 Jennifer Lopez
10 Kelly Brook
11 Jessica Biel
12 Cameron Diaz
13 Sienna Miller
14 Gwen Stefani
15 Penelope Cruz
16 Kate Winslet
17 Jessica Simpson
18 Salma Hayek
19 Halle Berry
20 Kate Moss


I See A Foursome Coming On!

So in early March we got these pics of Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel lunching together while rumors swirled about a "love match." Now we have Ryan hooking up with Scarlett Johannson and Justin Timberlake back to his bubble butt chica Jessica Biel.

US Weekly is reporting that on April 6, JT and Biel arrived at a friend's birthday party in Malibu, California, " holding hands with Biel" and quoted a party guest as saying, " If Jessica was talking to a group of girls, Justin would come over, kiss her neck and start making out with her.”

I'm not the smartest around but I am pretty sure there are more than two girls in Hollywood circles and more than two guys as well. Why, then, have Scarlett and Jessica been swapping dudes beginning with Justin Timberlake a couple of months ago? Of course ScarJo said she and Justin didn't date but they were at least doing a little pokey-pokey - as did Biel and Mr. JT. -- And the girls were famously snapped shopping together in Paris indicating no rift due to the JT-Biel-ScarJo love triangleb but can they do it again?

COME ON PEOPLE - quit swapping partners! Ryan should just hook-up with JT and Biel-ScarJo should just get on with it already. *buuuwahhhahh*

Saturday, April 7, 2007

New Puppy For Biel?

So we know Jessica Biel loves her pit bull Tina - but it also looks like a new little guy/girl has joined them. The trio were snapped out for a walk in Brentwood Thursday, April 5.

Click here to learn about Tina's story (her oldest dog) and here to visit the "Save Dogs" blog.