It's Upchucker, Bitches!I keed, I keed. ; )

I am in love with that top photo of actress Keri Russell with her son River Russell Deary - look at how he's holding onto her hand...I'm such a sucker.

Anyhow, that's how I imagine my life: Walking around NYC with my little one(s) along as my partner(s) in crime. Maybe we won't be walking around NYC every day but we'll definitely make out mark.

P.S. I know I've been out of commission for almost two weeks but I'm sort of back and I missed you kids!

Super glad I didn't have to blog about all of the Britney Spears drama but it is a really sad and pathetic situation. I'll post here and there about her but I don't want to encourage such obnoxious and reckless behavior.

Thank you to everyone who left a comment wishing me well and telling me they missed me. I feel loved. And thank you to everyone who keeps checking in despite my lack of posts! You rock!

What's in the purse Zahara?

Looks like little Zahara wanted in on the fashion action and managed to get mama Angelina Jolie to buy her a handbag matching Jolie's.

The question is, does Zahara's hangbag hold the same items as Angelina's? For instance, might Z be carrying the book "How to Steal a Man in Ten Days or Less"? Does Z's handbag include another book "Angelina's Guide to the World's Tattoo Shops"?

I know, there's a tiny vile of blood for each of her brother's - Maddox & Pax. Of course she left Shiloh out proclaiming, "She's always trying to steal my crackers!"

**Click thumbnails for a closer look.**

Membership in the Brangelina Club has its privileges

Brad Pitt took little Maddox (mom is Angelina Jolie...duh.) to Tuesday night's New York Yankees vs. Seattle Mariners game and Maddox left a bigger winner than he already is.

Pitt took the five-year-old to Yankees Stadium as a belated birthday gift. Not only did they hang out with Spike Lee and his son Jackson, but Maddox received a special visit from star player Derek Jeter who strolled over to his seating area and offered him a signed bat and ball.

I know grown men who would KILL not only for the ball and bat - but especially the personal visit from Jeter! Maddox just keeps on winning. I hope Jeter didn't leave Jackson out - that would suck royally for him.

Brad & Mad left in the seventh inning and the Yankees went on to beat the Mariners 12-3.

Too Frickin' Cute!

Meet 10-month old Katie-Lee Webster of the UK. That's some crazy red hair! I just want to squeeze her!

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WTF?! It's an EPIDEMIC!

First it was Faith Hill wearing Abercrombie sweatpants and now it's my dearest Reese Witherspoon sporting an Abercrombie baseball cap.

Say it with me people: GROWN WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR CLOTHING MEANT FOR PRE-TEENS/TEENAGERS!!!!! I'm just sayin'...

Oh, one more thing for Reesey-peesy, check your posture girl! Now, go back to making your millions.

Brad & Maddox Hit 7th Ave.

While his ex, Jennifer Aniston, is surfing in Hawaii - sexy Brad Pitt is hanging in NYC with the fam.

He hit some business meetings early Friday (first two photos below), headed to Lee's Art Store with Angelina, Maddox, Pax and Zahara; then hit up a hot dog vendor on 7th Avenue with Maddox. Hey, when you're in NYC, you gotta hit the street vendors. You haven't experienced NYC until you do.



Maybe we'll see the youngest Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh, on Saturday. She was a cutie on their boat outing in Chicago. Don't forget to click the pics for a closer look!

Brangelina and Broad in NYC

Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in case you've been living under a rock...so sorry if you have) have moved on from their hang out in Chicago and are now in NYC.

The domestic partners hit Lee's Art Shop with Maddox, Pax and Zahara and were greeted with cheers as they left. How strangely fun that must have been.

When did hell freeze over?

Aw, looky, some semblance of peace between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. They were snapped during the custodial "hand off" of daughter Beatrice from Mills to McCartney in NY this weekend.

Someone's Shootin' Daggers

Actor Dax Shepard is shooting major daggers at a) Kate Hudson's ex-hubby, rocker Chris Robinson...or b) Kate's last boyfriend, actor Owen Wilson?

Don't take the fun out of it by telling me it's just the timing of the photo - that he's not shooting anyone a "look." I prefer to think of him sending Owen a message like, "Foolio, you let this vajayjay go. This poon is mine now. Who's the dumbass? Buwahahahahaaaa!"

Kate is currently filming Bachelor No.2 and the new couple took a break in Boston to go for a walk/ride with Kate's son Ryder.

Who's More Gnarly?The Aniston vs. Garner Edition

While Brangelina and broad are cruising Chicago, Jennifer Aniston, BFF Courteney Cox, David Arquette and their daughter Coco, are hanging in Hawaii.

So who's the better paddleboarder: Aniston or Jennifer Garner? Garner was snapped in Hawaii in June.


Cox is wearing her Omni Peace "End extreme poverty by 2025" hat and carrying a bottle of "pusher Jen's" Smart Water. Now that's a dedicated Cox.


Aniston is 38 effin'-years-old. I'd kill to look like that now - let alone at 38! Good on ya Jen.

The Brangelina Clan's Week in a Nutshell

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their broad, are in Chicago while she films Wanted. What is Wanted about you ask? A hot chick with guns and fast cars - apparently. Nahhh, something about assasins and shite.

Let's see...the top photo and first photo below are of the family leaving the Field Museum of Natural History, the next two are of Brangelina leaving Japonais restaurant (let's hope she had more than a salad and water with lemon) and the final pic is of Jolie with Maddox leaving a Borders book store (my oldest niece would be jealous).


The following were snapped on the set of Wanted. Oooooooooooo...sexxxxxxyyyyyy.

Cindy's Son is So Pretty!

Cindy Crawford brought her son Presley,8, and daughter Kaya, 5, to the premier of High School Musical 2 at Disneyland on Tuesday.

Seriously, that boy is prettier than his sister and she's a cutie. If I didn't know he was a boy and he wasn't dressed as a boy - I would think he is one of the prettiest young girls I've ever seen. It's not normal!

Cindy looks her usual gorgeous self. Good on ya Cindy!

Sucka for Babies

Not really blogging right now because celebrities and their ridiculousness started eating my brain and I needed a break (plus I had some "procedures" today. No, no plastic surgery...though a boob lift, nose job, skin resurfacing and botox would really go a long way! Damn media. You are to blame for my low self-esteem. I bare no responsibility. You are Satan in Prada and a CL heels....but I digress.

We can't possibly live our entire lives investigating the "truth" behind Britney's latest baby/trainwreck drama or her latest vajayjay/panties flashing.

That being said, I couldn't pass up these pics of Amanda Peet and her little Frances Pen (born February 20). -- You need to be watching Amanda, Matthew Perry and a billion other great actors in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Ya hearrrd.

-- Peet's a true actress and not an imposter so following her is more dignified than, say, obsessing about Lindsay Lohan snorting coke in a bathroom stall. Just a little.

Yummy Beckham

I just can't get enough of looking at David Beckham. He is a beautiful specimen, a cool specimen, a footballing specimen...YUM!

He and Victoria took little Romeo out shopping yesterday. Just them and dozens of razzi.

Take a look at the pic of their backsides. VickyB is wearing a tank top that says, "Show me the money," and it makes me want to throw-up for two reasons: 1) You have plenty of money ya hooch and 2) Tom Cruise (aka Jesus Cruise) famously yelled that phrase in Jerry Maguire back in 1996. I can't stand Jesus Cruise or his psuedo-religion.

Suri's a Football Fan

Or just a big ham. But how cute does Suri Cruise look in these pics.

Mom Katie Holmes brought along he special alien baby to cheer on their relatively new family friends, David and Victoria Beckham.

What would Jesus Cruise say about his little one eating candy? I'm sure she was "audited" when she returned home 'cause Scientology probably lumps in sugar products with pharmaceuticals and we know how they feel about those.