Showing posts with label olivier martinez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olivier martinez. Show all posts

Monday, June 18, 2007

Wouldn't Hayek & Martinez Make an Interesting Couple?!

A VERY pregnant Salma Hayek met up with Olivier Martinez in Paris last week and the two hit some stores together. Check out that horse following Salma! That's a big arse dog.

I haven't seen Martinez since he went to town on his nose & crotch last month. Blech.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

-50 On My Hot List Now

Um, er, EWWWWWWW. Olivier Martinez looked straight up disgusting in L.A. yesterday as he picked his nose and grabbed his package. Crabs musta beena itchin'...Ick.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Shake Your Vajayjay Girl!

...but you should probably do it for your PARTNER and not your ex-lover.

Jolie & Olivier in 2004 or so.

Angelina Jolie spent some time in New York for the official launch of Global Action for Children and to show her documentary A Place in Time at the Tribeca Film Festival - but she also took time out to catch-up with an old reported fling, Olivier Martinez.

Us Weekly is making a big hullabaloo about an eyewitness account of Jolie at an afterparty at Gin Lane:

“She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance, ” another reveler tells Us. “She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way.”

As another partygoer describes it, “It was very, very flirty.”

“When she is with someone she knows, she might appear to be flirtatious, but it’s just affection.”

I'm sure this was all harmless fun but we all know Brad won't be able to contain her for long. She has always been spicy and always will be spicy! Hopefully she had some cheese and crackers with her red wine 'cause she could stand to gain 5-10lbs. I'm just sayin'...


Friday, April 27, 2007

Cheating Man Meat Alert!

I'm really hard on Olivier Martinez because I don't like cheaters and he was taking a new girl home to meet his family while he and Kylie Minogue were still together - but whatever - it's not my life. She had been battling cancer you know - d**khead.

Martinez was snapped at LAX...blah blah blah. MAN MEAT! Enough said!


Sunday, March 4, 2007

Olivier Martinez Sleezes Kylie Minogue

Minogue and Martinez ended their 4-yr relationship in February amidst rumors he had been unfaithful - more than once. Now there is word that Sleezetinez introduced his current girlfriend, model/actress Sarai Givati, to his family a full two months before the break-up! If this is true then it means he and Sarai hung out with his family while Minogue was defending him as honorable.

"French custom is such that when a man introduces a female friend to the family they're more than just good friends," one of Martinez's relatives told Britain's News Of The World.

*sshole. 'Nough said.