Well would ya get a load of this girl. Paris Hilton without her hair extensions. Otherwise she's doing the same old thing...partying. This time it was at the LG house in Malibu.
What happened to the girl fresh out of prison who said she was tired of all the partying?...that she was ready to grow up...what happened to that girl?
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The biggest blow hard of them all, Donald Trump, is begging for publicity again by using the names of today's most annoying celebutards to pimp his Celebrity Apprentice.
Regarding the rehabbing (again) Lindsay Lohan: "Another f**king mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them," he says.
Combo-over Trump claims that Paris Hilton has expressed interest in appearing on the show but Hilton's spokesman, Mike Sitrick, told Page Six he wasn't aware of any deal.
Always the flattering one, Trump told Page Six, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?"..."We're not sure what will happen. She's a f**king mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." 
Thanks Ang!
Paris(ite) Hilton spent the weekend hanging with the Hunchback of Malibu...21-year-old Tyler Atkins and is a t-shirt designer. He's a talker too according to the video below in which he details an experience with a famous girl in L.A. with a million dollar home three days after he arrived in the states. Think he's talking about Paris?:
"She's like a full pill-popper ... she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, 'Yeah, [bleep] it - I'll just have one. Why not?'" he said.
"And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.
"And she drugged me, this famous chick. ... I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome."
"And then I don't remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o'clock in the afternoon in between them both ... I couldn't find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, 'What did this girl give me?' It was gnarly, eh?"
"I woke up from like banging on the door ... because she had to go to set, and she's meant to be at set at like 3 o'clock and it's just that loose that it's 5 o'clock and they're still passed out.
"I didn't know to open the door or what. I had these sh---y girls' clothes on, just tripping."
"I couldn't find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. ... I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn't call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls' clothes."
** The story is at about 6:50.**
Separate bit: Here's a funny follow-up to the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live. After the cameras were off, King asked Hilton about her voting practices:
When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.”
When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.”
“I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”
Angry that MADD has rejected the idea of Paris working with them, Paris Hilton attempted to slap them in the face with her bra-n-chicken-cutlets-induced double D's during a night out in Hollywood last weekend.
When the paparazzi told her that MADD actually stands for Mothers Against Drunk Driving and NOT Mothers Against Double D's - Paris shrugged and responded, "That's hot too."
On another note (an unsurprising one), Paris has dropped the "I found Jesus!" act and has replaced it with the once prominent (for a millisecond) "I'm a singer!" act. BAHHHHHH!
YES! I have the video of Paris Hilton's on Larry King Live -- her first interview out of jail. Grab a Guinness and some beer nuts - she's brilliant!
In the real interview, this fool straight up DENIED USING DRUGS. DENIED IT!
Your honor, I present exhibit A. Oh, and EXHIBIT B below: Ms. Hilton smoking a doobie at Coachella in May...
Isn't this on-air personality's reaction to more Paris Hilton pretty much how we all feel? Well, except for her fans.
Stop the presses! Paris Hilton was released from jail just after midnight.
Chica looks so damn different and I was trying to put my finger on it but just couldn't (besides not being orange). At first I thought it was because she wasn't wearing much make-up and didn't have on mega lashes but then I realized chica didn't have her blue contacts in! We had a sighting of her REAL eyes - her real BROWN eyes.
So besides saving the world, building a half-way home for women newly released from jail and dropping her "bad friends", Paris is vowing to save her wonk eye by not damaging it more with the constant wearing of blue contacts. Good for you Paris.
Now, if the press and citizens would make this big a deal about soldiers returning from war...just imagine. I'm still not sure if I'll be watching her on Larry King Live tomorrow. It's going to be lots of fakeness...the action isn't in the saying...it's in the doing. Ya know?
Awww, and Paris the ar-teest drew up this sweet little thank you card for Harvey Levin of TMZ. What a sweetheart that Paris has become. -- CLICK PIC to truly appreciate this masterpiece.
This is the welcome sign Paris Hilton will come home to once she's released from jail tomorrow. Unless, of course, her parents pick-up a day laborer to clean up things - you know their arses would never touch a paint brush.
Hilton told Ryan Seacrest that she hopes to build a "transitional home" to help women when they are released from jail. "These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go," she explains.
Hilton says the home can be "a place to get food and clothes on their backs," continuing that the recidivism rate is "a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place."
I wish her people would stop letting her speak. We all know she won't follow through on over half of the things she says she's going to do. It all sounds good in the moment but she's not one to put others before herself. She should stop talking and just START DOING when she gets out tomorrow.
Let us not forget that her first post-jail interview will be on Larry King Live this Wednesday. Great.
The world was abuzz last week with the reported news that NBC would be paying Paris Hilton $1 million for her first post-jail interview to air on the "Today" show. Now comes word that NBC is denying the deal stating:
We don't pay for interviews and we'll never pay for interviews, and I have no interview to confirm," NBC News spokeswoman Allison Gollust said Thursday night.
She did acknowledge the "common practice" of licensing pictures and video, but "I've never seen a deal like that for this kind of money."
Paris's spokesman Elliot Mintz said he couldn't comment because he didn't know what was going on but that he wouldn't necessarily know if there were ongoing negotiations.
I may not have to boycott NBC after all. We shall see. Yes, we...shall...see.
In other Paris "news": We learned yesterday that she will be released from jail this coming Tuesday after serving almost 3 1/2wks of a 45 day sentence. Of course most of that time was spent living it up in the medical ward.
The NY Post is reporting Paris Hilton's neighbors have first hand experience of just how terrible of a mom Hilton is to her numerous animals:
"Shelby Segall, whose yard borders Hilton's, tells The Post's Marianne Garvey: "She treats her animals horribly. They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood. She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn't seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died. Not long after, little [Chihuahua] Tinkerbell came to my door and I left a note on her gate. Her assistant came over frantic and tried to offer me a $40 reward. I said, 'Don't insult me.' "
-- That bish has no right buying animals like they're damn accessories. Remember the whole "Tinkerbell Missing" drama when she was filmed posting "HELP!" signs all over L.A. (probably just two streets). You know she was in a drunken and drug induced haze when she left Tinkerbell at some guy's house and she just couldn't remember who the guy was.
Another neighbor said, "I found two little Chihuahuas of hers running up and down the street with cars and people going up and down. I put them in my bathroom and called Paris. Her assistant answered and said, 'You can't drop them off! Miss Hilton isn't home!' She took three hours to come get them. Meanwhile she lives five houses away."
Take her animals away and give them to good homes where they will be cared for and looked after. Quit being so damn selfish Paris. You're beyond annoying.
** Oh, and the NY Post is reporting NBC is paying $1 million(!) to Paris Hilton for her first interview out of jail. Meredith Vieira will reportedly conduct the interview for the "Today" show. SHAME ON YOU NBC! WHAT A DISGUSTING DISPLAY!
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Uh, hope you didn't pay to join Parisexposed.com. The Smoking Gun has proof of a security breach of the site exposing subscriber's names, credit card numbers, email addresses, passwords, mailing addresses & phone numbers.
The site was relaunched earlier this month and a curious reporter apparently "changed a few characters in the web address for the site's sign-up page" which then provided him access to the very sensitive information. Those affected reside in the U.S. and in 27 foreign countries and are those who subscribed over the last two weeks having paid the "re-launch" special price of $19.97 for a 30-day subscription.
Duuuuuuude. That sucks almost more than she does. Almost.
Which arse would you prefer. Yes, we women are more than t&a - we know this - but I'm asking a specific question: Would you want a piece of Aniston's 30+ yrs bum or Paris's 20+years bum.
ANISTON - ANY DAY - EVERY DAY - FOR SURE. Hands down. No question.
BREAKING NEWS! Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail. JUSTICE SERVED BIOTCH! Guess tonight's party is cancelled. Boohoo.
Reports are that she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown so they sent her home. Duh, look at the life she is used to living. Suck it up you little rat. You said you were going to serve your time - accept responsibility - that you hoped your fans learned from your mistakes.
I have no sympathy for this girl. You know her ass went home from jail at 2 a.m. and proceeded to laugh at the justice system. Her flat ass was celebrating her "escape" from jail...you know it.
Ok, I'll post a shot of Paris today...her bawling in the back of a Sheriff's car on her way back to court to find out if she will be sent back to jail.
Medical condition my ass. They have nurses, doctors, psychiatric wards, etc., in jail. This biotch was preparing to have a party tonight. A party! If you are too ill or fragile for jail - you're too ill to party.
She has been doing nothing but thumbing her damn beak at the justice system and it is time she learned a lesson. Eff off Paris.
Wow, sounds like Paris Hilton's new attorney, Richard Hutton, actually has a head on his shoulders. Even though the statement is pure bullshite and contrary to everything she has ever said or done...
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
If I thought Paris(ite) had anything to do with the statement (other than hearing it read to her over the phone) than I would say "Good on ya" for stepping up and taking responsibility. But she's crap. We all know it.
Some dreams really do come true: Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" sleaze bag, is in jail in Florida and Paris was sentenced to 45 days in a Lynwood, California, jail beginning June 5 (or the sentence will be doubled) for violating the terms of her DUI probation. -- Sometimes, kids, you just have to be patient - justice is served every once in awhile.
Paris: " Can you believe they're putting me in jail?!"
Jenna: " At least you get all the lesbian sex you could want!"
Paris: " True. And the food's nasty so I won't eat."
Jenna: " EXACTLY! You'll lose weight like me! Visible bones are so sexy."
Jenna: " And I heard you can get a nice tan by rubbing shit all over your body. You're full of shit right?"
Paris: " I am! Oh, Jenna, you know just what to say to make a girl feel better. Now let's get to bumping uglies - I need some more practice."
Paris and papa Hilton leaving the court house Friday after her sentencing. 
Paris celebrated Cinco de Mayo by eating lunch at Italian restaurant Prego with her mom and dad. Afterwards, mama Hilton screamed for Paris(ite) to hold down her dress, "Watch your dress Paris! You're going to jail for Christ's sake! Save your vagina for the jail girls!"
Paris Hilton is due in court today on her February 27th arrest for speeding and driving without a valid license (it had been suspended after her Sept.7 '06 DUI arrest). Prosecutors filed documents in Los Angeles Superior Court on April 30.
Prosecutors have suggested a 45 day jail term (YES!), that Hilton be required to stay away from alcohol for 90 days and that she be required to wear a device that will chart whether she complies.
Ooooo, I hope the judge has a backbone in this case and goes with the Prosecutors recommendations.
Why do some women who are naturally beautiful insist on wearing so much make-up? Jennifer Lopez does not need to boat load that she's always photographed wearing. The concealer, the foundation, the incredibly heavy eyes...WHY?! It almost drives me as bonkers as Britney's outfits.
Oh, in case you wondered, JLo and Mr. JLo were snapped at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party...'cause these self-centered rich biotches need to hear how wonderful they are even more than they already do. *sigh*
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Lindsay Lohan was there and was kind enough to provide a home for all the stray birds with that dayum hair style of hers...
Gorgeous Ali Lart from "Heroes" was there looking gorgeous! If I hear one more idiot say she needs a boob job - I'll cut 'em. 
Carmen Electra was there 'cause there isn't an event she won't go to. Hey, can't hate her - publicity is everything...
Would ya looky here...Paris(ite) Hilton was also there. And look, her mouth is opening...must be a penis approaching...
Proving that there's no diet like a stoner's diet, Lindsay Lohan hit up McDonald's and got a coffee shake in her economical Porsche Carerra yesterday.
She was probably trying to build strength for yet another night out...
LaLohan attended the Armani Exchange sunglasses launch party later that evening. Oops, Paris Hilton was there too. Too bad we've received no word of a cat fight. Nicole Richie must've played mediator...or Lindsay was googoo eyed and focused on her rumored lesbian lover DJ Sam Ronson - who was spinning the vinyl for the festivities.
I haven't been a HUGE Prince fan since his "Purple Rain" days (that was the first movie I ever owned & I cry every time!) but I give him tons of credit for originality and his "princeness"...?
Now he is really working his way back into my heart. Us Weekly is reporting Prince stuck it to the man (aka Paris Hilton) by publicly humiliating her at his April 20 concert at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
He invited her to join him on stage, she went prancing to the stage & as he handed her the mic, he told the audience, "Let's see if she can really sing" - at which point she reportedly stormed off stage and left the club two songs later.
BAHHHHHHHH. LOVE IT! Hilton's rep said, "The item is false" and Prince's rep had no comment. BAHHHHHH.
