Hey JLo, the make up industry called to say you don't need to use ALL PRODUCTS at once dear

Why do some women who are naturally beautiful insist on wearing so much make-up? Jennifer Lopez does not need to boat load that she's always photographed wearing. The concealer, the foundation, the incredibly heavy eyes...WHY?! It almost drives me as bonkers as Britney's outfits.

Oh, in case you wondered, JLo and Mr. JLo were snapped at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party...'cause these self-centered rich biotches need to hear how wonderful they are even more than they already do. *sigh*

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Lindsay Lohan was there and was kind enough to provide a home for all the stray birds with that dayum hair style of hers...

Gorgeous Ali Lart from "Heroes" was there looking gorgeous! If I hear one more idiot say she needs a boob job - I'll cut 'em.

Carmen Electra was there 'cause there isn't an event she won't go to. Hey, can't hate her - publicity is everything...

Would ya looky here...Paris(ite) Hilton was also there. And look, her mouth is opening...must be a penis approaching...