Paris is MADD

Angry that MADD has rejected the idea of Paris working with them, Paris Hilton attempted to slap them in the face with her bra-n-chicken-cutlets-induced double D's during a night out in Hollywood last weekend.

When the paparazzi told her that MADD actually stands for Mothers Against Drunk Driving and NOT Mothers Against Double D's - Paris shrugged and responded, "That's hot too."

On another note (an unsurprising one), Paris has dropped the "I found Jesus!" act and has replaced it with the once prominent (for a millisecond) "I'm a singer!" act. BAHHHHHH!