PARIS ORDERED BACK TO JAIL!!!

BREAKING NEWS! Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail. JUSTICE SERVED BIOTCH! Guess tonight's party is cancelled. Boohoo.

Reports are that she was on the verge of a nervous breakdown so they sent her home. Duh, look at the life she is used to living. Suck it up you little rat. You said you were going to serve your time - accept responsibility - that you hoped your fans learned from your mistakes.

I have no sympathy for this girl. You know her ass went home from jail at 2 a.m. and proceeded to laugh at the justice system. Her flat ass was celebrating her "escape" from jail...you know it.