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The biggest blow hard of them all, Donald Trump, is begging for publicity again by using the names of today's most annoying celebutards to pimp his Celebrity Apprentice.
Regarding the rehabbing (again) Lindsay Lohan: "Another f**king mess. We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them," he says.
Combo-over Trump claims that Paris Hilton has expressed interest in appearing on the show but Hilton's spokesman, Mike Sitrick, told Page Six he wasn't aware of any deal.
Always the flattering one, Trump told Page Six, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?"..."We're not sure what will happen. She's a f**king mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it." 
Thanks Ang!
