Spay & Neuter These Two STAT!

Paris(ite) Hilton spent the weekend hanging with the Hunchback of Malibu...21-year-old Tyler Atkins and is a t-shirt designer. He's a talker too according to the video below in which he details an experience with a famous girl in L.A. with a million dollar home three days after he arrived in the states. Think he's talking about Paris?:

"She's like a full pill-popper ... she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, 'Yeah, [bleep] it - I'll just have one. Why not?'" he said.

"And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.

"And she drugged me, this famous chick. ... I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome."

"And then I don't remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o'clock in the afternoon in between them both ... I couldn't find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, 'What did this girl give me?' It was gnarly, eh?"

"I woke up from like banging on the door ... because she had to go to set, and she's meant to be at set at like 3 o'clock and it's just that loose that it's 5 o'clock and they're still passed out.

"I didn't know to open the door or what. I had these sh---y girls' clothes on, just tripping."

"I couldn't find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. ... I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn't call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls' clothes."

** The story is at about 6:50.**

Separate bit: Here's a funny follow-up to the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live. After the cameras were off, King asked Hilton about her voting practices:

When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.”

When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.”

“I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”