NitBrit Drama for Friday

After our short break from Britney Spears this morning, I'll try to get all the updates out in one post.

1) She fired her equally hoochie new assistant, Shannon Funk, because “Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

2) Above is a pic of NitBrit at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. As part of the custody agreement with babydaddy KFed-Ex, NitBrit is supposed to seek permission from Federline before leaving California with the couple's two sons.

Looks like she didn't do that because Life & Style is reporting Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has ordered NitBrit back to L.A. IMMEDIATELY.

This little document is pretty self-explanatory. Oh lordy, she seriously needs to leave the kids with their dad, hope on a plane to a far away place, fly in a top notch therapist and do some hardcore therapy for a couple of months. She'll come out of it feeling whole.

Who's Trying Harder?

Jennifer Lopez last night at the NYC premier of El Cantante?

or

Heather Graham at the NYC premier of Adrift in Manhattan?

Second pic of JLo above is after her appearance/performance on the Today Show.

Let's Take a Break...

from this week full of Lindsay Lohan (Blowhan) and Britney Spears (NitBrit) to listen to something meaningful - delivered with heart.

This is a video of Pink singing Dear Mr. President at Wembley on her I'm Not Dead tour.

Pink is a rocking goddess and this is my favorite song of the last 5 years. Keep it up P!nk!

Watts Birthed her Basketball

It was just yesterday I was commenting on how painfully huge Naomi Watts had become this late into her pregnancy and now word comes that she has given birth!

Little 8 lbs., 4 oz., Alexander Pete Schreiber was born Thursday morning at a hospital near the couple's Brentwood home. Watts and hubby Liev Schreiber are said to be resting in the hospital.

According to the insider, the arrival was slightly ahead of schedule. "Naomi was planning on giving birth next week-- her due date was early August -- but since she insisted on delivering naturally, she knew there was a chance she would have the baby before the due date. That's what wound up happening."

"This is a dream come true for both of them and they've done everything in their power to make it as special as possible, right down to staying in the dark about the baby's sex right up until Naomi gave birth."

Congrats to the new family!

Paltrow-Pitt Reunion

Formerly engaged, Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow are said to be reuniting in the upcoming movie Dirty Tricks (bet he knows a few).

You know Angelina Jolie is not digging this reunion. I wouldn't - no matter how secure one thinks they are! Reports are that she is "quite concerned" over the onscreen reunion (yeah, she knows he messes around on set).

Meryl Streep and Sharon stone are also set to star in the film based on the famous Watergate scandal.

The View Gets Whoopi-licious

Word on the street is ABC will announce next week Ms. Whoopi Goldberg will fill Rosie O'Donnell's abandoned seat on The View.

Rosie led a turbulent existence on the show and her departure was no different but thank goodness we've moved on...well, except for Rosie.

Aniston in NYC

I don't get why some people hate Jennifer Aniston so much. Why? She's beautiful (not in the classical sense nor the Hollywood "perfect" sense), funny, articulate, introspective and Brad Pitt loved her for years...what's not to like?!

Good to see her smiling after dinner in NYC the other night. She don't need no stinkin' man (that's for you Ang)! ;)

Garner at Bourne Ultimatum World Premier

The pregnancy rumors continue to surround Jennifer Garner and this dress won't help that. She is so incredibly fit so a belly on her isn't something we're used to. I'm still thinking she's preg.

The dress is ok but looks like one of those "on backwards" designs. Blech.

Gorgeous gal Joan Allen was also there.