The Love Bus Has Crashed

Those of us who are skeptics (I think we just have our eyes open) knew the John Mayer-Jessica Simpson love bus would soon be slipping and sliding on the road to longevity and, well, they've crashed.

I think it's her hoochie outfit the night of the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Gala. She looked straight up hooker.

On the other hand, there is word that Mayer has hooked up with recently engaged (and proudly toothless) Amy Winehouse. The two are said to be sneaking away to Kate Moss's country home for some r&r. Ok, they're not really hooking up but wouldn't they have some cute kids! Oi.