Brit Never Disappoints

I would like to thank you, Ms. Britney Spears, for always being you and never disappointing us with boring photo ops.

Thank you for flashing your cooter. But thank you even more for wearing panties.

Thank you for shaving your head. But thanks even more for reverting back to nasty arse weaves.

Thank you, BritBrit, for saying, " F*CK you people! I like my Cheetos, Red Bull, barely-there clothing and braless boobies!"