NitBrit Drama for Friday

After our short break from Britney Spears this morning, I'll try to get all the updates out in one post.

1) She fired her equally hoochie new assistant, Shannon Funk, because “Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

2) Above is a pic of NitBrit at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas. As part of the custody agreement with babydaddy KFed-Ex, NitBrit is supposed to seek permission from Federline before leaving California with the couple's two sons.

Looks like she didn't do that because Life & Style is reporting Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has ordered NitBrit back to L.A. IMMEDIATELY.

This little document is pretty self-explanatory. Oh lordy, she seriously needs to leave the kids with their dad, hope on a plane to a far away place, fly in a top notch therapist and do some hardcore therapy for a couple of months. She'll come out of it feeling whole.