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Owen Wilson is recovering at home after he attempted suicide August 26 and it looks like his peeps are doing their best to keep ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson at bay.

"Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the
family doesn't want her anywhere near him," says a pal. "She is very frustrated."

The insider added: "[Owen's family members] don't think Kate is good for him."

The Kate & Dax Show

Featuring such memorable scenes as "Apples make me horny too!"

and "This one's for you God!"

Kate Hudson and Dax Shephard just couldn't keep to themselves while grocery shopping at the local Gelson's Super Market. Aww, new love. 'Ain't it the best?!

Someone's Shootin' Daggers

Actor Dax Shepard is shooting major daggers at a) Kate Hudson's ex-hubby, rocker Chris Robinson...or b) Kate's last boyfriend, actor Owen Wilson?

Don't take the fun out of it by telling me it's just the timing of the photo - that he's not shooting anyone a "look." I prefer to think of him sending Owen a message like, "Foolio, you let this vajayjay go. This poon is mine now. Who's the dumbass? Buwahahahahaaaa!"

Kate is currently filming Bachelor No.2 and the new couple took a break in Boston to go for a walk/ride with Kate's son Ryder.

Hudson's Bra & Butt Crack

Ms. Kate Hudson gave us a two-for-one evening when she attended the Broadway show "Jersey Boys" Wednesday night...White bra and clear butt crack. Oooo-kaaaay.

Happy 28th Kate

Kate Hudson celebrated her 28th birthday Thursday night (April 19) looking gorgeous and stepping out to Box.

No Owen Wilson in site in this set of pics...wonder why they hate being photographed together? Maybe it's because of her son. Who knows.

Beauty and the Beak

Looks like Kate Hudson is having a great time back in California after a deadly jelly fish scare halted filming on her latest flick, "Fool's Gold" in Queensland, Australia.

Kate and Playboy Mansion groupie Owen Wilson lunched at Ivy On the Shore in Santa Monica yesterday (Friday, March 30). Owen's another dude I consider to have a dirty penis. Dirrr-tyyyy.

McConaughey and Hudson Escape Deadly Jellyfish

Actress Kate Hudson and actor/naked bongo player Matthew McConaughey had to be evacuated from the set of their new movie when a deadly jellyfish was found on set.

The blond duo are shooting romantic comedy "Fool's Gold" in Queensland, Australia, and were preparing to act out their final scene in Hervey Bay when a marine expert spotted the Irukandji jellyfish. Everyone, including the cast and crew, was evacuated until the deadly creature was disposed of.

Hudson's publicist, Fiona Searson says, "We have a marine expert to ensure everyone's safe and he found the jellyfish...."It's an unusual problem to come across. Only in Australia, I suppose."

The Irukandji jellyfish is only about the size of a peanut but has been described by experts as one of the most deadly creatures alive.

Kate & Owen Down Under

Two weeks ago they were hiding and Owen was pissy with the razzi. Fast forward to this lovely bike ride in Queensland, Australia, on Sunday.

I don't care...the guy still stinks of Playboy Mansion jiz. Ick.

She Was in Playboy?

I'm confused...I thought he only liked his chickies drunk and wearing lingerie at Hef's Mansion.

Nevertheless, these two were spotted last week in Australia's Gold Coast area. According to this report, they're not too happy about being photographed either:

Later in the afternoon, the pair ducked for cover when they spotted lenses outside the Pacific Fair cinema, where a pre-screening of Hudson's film, Fool's Gold, was being held for cast and crew members.

The pair walked hand-in-hand to the back door of the cinema but leapt apart and headed for separate doors when they realised a photographer was present. Wilson is widely known as the Mr Nice Guy of Hollywood, but he was so keen to avoid being snapped that he twice shoved the Bulletin photographer out of the way as he rushed up the stairs.

A fan waiting in the cinema foyer said she was shocked to see the star's violent outburst.
"We were going to ask him for a photograph but when we saw him trying to ram the photographer we were too scared, and we couldn't even look at him," said Jemima O'Neill. "We had been waiting for nearly two hours, but he was so angry we thought there is no way we are going to ask him for a photograph now."

Kate is currently filming a movie in the area with Matthew McConaughey. Speaking of Wild Man...here is a shot of him celebrating NYE in Australia.