Stephen Colbert is Person of the Year - VIVA LA HUMOR!

The US Comedy Arts Festival is currently underway in Aspen, Co, and Stephen Colbert was named the Festival's Person of the Year! This made me laugh out loud...heeee makes me laugh out loud...and I don't even smoke pot...anymore. Don't republicans say that only stoners watch The Daily Show with John Stewart and the Colbert Report with Stephen? Wrong again repubs.

Bits of Upchuck

• Oh SNAP! 2nd lawsuit filed in the Brandy fatal car crash saga.
• NBC has, reorganized programming. Upchuck to NBC: "Don't f*cking touch Studio 60!"
• Michael Jackson's flu allegedly killed someone.
• Fidos everywhere are living longer but are they also losing it?
• Anna Nicole Smith's mom wants grandson Daniel exhumed.
• If you like Stephen Colbert like I do -- Get one of these!