Not Gay & Not a Tranny

Don't label Russell Simmons gay and don't call his estranged wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, a tranny.

I don't know, maybe there is another reason the couple is suing In Touch magazine but that information hasn't been released yet. What we do know is that The Smoking Gun has court documents reflecting the two of them filed a libel lawsuit against the mag in New York Superior Court on May 17 for an undisclosed article that appeared in the mag at some point.

They are seeking $250,000 in damages which I'm sure she'll use to buy more gawdy jewelery...or the world's largest joint.

The Skinny, The Tranny & The Fancy Flamer

Anna Kournikova is still looking better than her anorexic self did last year but she's not "there" yet. Keep eating and gettng strong hun! Kimora Lee Simmons on the hand hand - I can't stand the way she flaunts her lifestyle. Tacky.

She should just have weed delivered to her mansion and should never come out.

Djimon & drag queen Kimora Simmons(I think I just vurped)

Today's "Ewwwwww News" brought to you by Djimon Hounsou:

Djimon & Kimora were reportedly making out all night at the Dom Perignon (for Forest Whitaker) party at Boulevard 3 in L.A. Tuesday night. They left together. Icccccckkkkyyyy.

It was just Tuesday that I reported Djimon & Cameron were spotted getting it "on" again at Elton John's AIDS Foundation party Oscar night. Before that it was making out at Hyde.

See, this is why Hollywood is high school all over again. Everyone making out and "doing" everyone. So gross. I think I just vurped.