Well, Madonna actually belongs to me and my sister...I could never have sole ownership...sis wouldn't let me. ;)
Ms. Thang looked like Ms. Sassy Pants on the set of her directorial debut - a 30 minute short film titled "Filth and Wisdom." While I'm not a fan of her acting (but she does everything else well) I do look forward to this short film. Hope it's awesome!
I can't believe I wasn't casted!
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Yep, white trash was spotted in Miami Monday. Did you hear about Britney Spears and her Milli Vanilli moment during one of her Miami performances? Yep, track totally skipped and she was left on stage looking left, right, all WTF do I do?! 
Hey Rose McGowan, there is such a thing as too much plastic surgery and too much botox. You have definitely surpassed that point.
Did anyone see her on The View a couple of weeks ago? Her face barely moved!
Check out Nicole Kidman on the set of "Australia" currently filming in Queensland, Australia.
My mom is an avid horse lover (and owner) so I truly appreciate the gorgeousness and specialness that make a horse.
I kid. No shite she's pregnant. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber looked wonderful at the 52nd Annual Drama Desk Awards.
...from all the crazy sexin' he and Jessica Biel do. BAHHHHH!
I so need the pin number to her bank account. Shoot, I'll take the number to her checking account...I'm not greedy...I'll stay away from her savings account.
Jessica Alba was pulled over Monday in Los Angeles - presumably for speeding - unless she pulls a "Paris" in which case she'll say she was pulled over for "being hot." 
I know I know, I haven't been posting and then I go and post the Jelly Donut vs. Lady Sov video like some lazy arse. Well, I'm super tired with all these drugs running through me and my ovaries exploding (p.s. this is how I talk dirty to my hubby) so I have an excuse.
I've been looking at stuff that makes me laugh and forget that I'm being forced to guzzle protein shakes in the name of keeping me out of the hospital. Soooo, suck it up and you know I'll be back in action soon kids. Ya heard.
