CU to Jolie-Pitts, "SLOW DOWN!"The orphans aren't going anywhere!

(Older foreign magazine cover)

(Gallery of the Absurd artwork)

So the Jolie-Pitts have reportedly filed papers to adopt again -- this time it will be a little guy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City (Vietnam).

WHY? WHY? WHY? Why add another child so fast? Shiloh isn't even a year old, you really haven't had Zahara (Ethiopia) very long and you can't tell me that Maddox (Cambodia) isn't already missing out on mommy and daddy time.

Slow down and enjoy the ones you have. Unless, of course, you would like to adopt me...'cause this b*tch is available! Kidding mom -- just kidding.