Britney Spears - Quits Rehab - not Drugs. WTF?!

Today's *HELP BRITNEY* watch reports are that Ms. Britney called on one of her enablers dancer buddies to drive her from rehab to the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

Small problem: Her family may have frozen all of her credit cards!

I seriously hope this isn't the week, month, year or lifetime, that Britney decides to take her own life. GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN - FOR YOURSELF AND THE CHIRRENS! (think she heard me?)

We don't want more of this shit!

UPDATE: KFed-Ex is reportedly refusing to let Britney care for babysit the chirrens. Reports say she has been at her attorney's office this afternoon wigging out over the mess she has created. Can we go back to this shit!