Britney Spears - Quits Rehab - not Drugs. WTF?!

Today's *HELP BRITNEY* watch reports are that Ms. Britney called on one of her enablers dancer buddies to drive her from rehab to the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.

Small problem: Her family may have frozen all of her credit cards!

I seriously hope this isn't the week, month, year or lifetime, that Britney decides to take her own life. GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN - FOR YOURSELF AND THE CHIRRENS! (think she heard me?)

We don't want more of this shit!

UPDATE: KFed-Ex is reportedly refusing to let Britney care for babysit the chirrens. Reports say she has been at her attorney's office this afternoon wigging out over the mess she has created. Can we go back to this shit!

Damn Rehab Pics Already!

I am posting these pics because I feel it helps to balance the negative and nasty press she has been getting. She knew the cameras where there and she's looking right at them. This is the first step to getting better...and she needs the positive press. Like it or not - celebs identities are wrapped up in their public image and this girl will be a lot better off seeing positive reports. There. Now don't complain. The purpose of this post is a noble one.



This both saddens me and comforts me...Saddens because the razzi are already snapping her in rehab but comforts me...BECAUSE SHE'S IN REHAB!

Head shaving explanation?: Ok magazine is alleging she and KFed-Ex had a huge blowout Friday when she arrived home from her less-than-24-hr rehab stay in the Bahamas.

Rob Shuter/Ok magazine quote:

“They had a huge argument,” revealed OK’s Rob Shuter. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.”


I'm sending her my ((((((positive quit-the-drugs vibes))))))).

UPDATE 2 for Spears Rehab Part Deux

The National Enquirer is reporting Britney's Dad, Jamie Spears, checked his daughter into Promises Treatment Center late Monday/early Tuesday.

Famous Promises Grads/Quitters:

Diana Ross
Tim Allen
Christian Slater
Jason Priestley
Chris Farley
Kim Delaney
Matt Perry
Ben Affleck