I Just Vurped Watching Kimberly Pole Dance

Thanks a lot you nasty thing. You, Kimberly Stewart, have a history of making me vurp.

The world's most eligible bachelorette (WTF?!!) was snapped pole dancing at Cameo nightclub in Miami Beach this weekend. She was apparently keeping company with socialite Sarah Howard, music producer Scott Storch, Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath & Disturbed frontman David Graiman.