So Who's Hotter?

Kimberly Stewart has totally been having "work done" (IMO)...Is she trying to morphe into Suzanne Somers? -- You kids decide: Who's hotter? Click pic for a better view.

Kimberly Stewart Burns My Retinas

Apparently someone likes Kimberly Stewart because she's the new face of Specsavers Opticians. Ick, she skeeves me out. You know her va-jay-jay is stinky too. How can someone hang out with Paris Hilton and not have a stinky cooter? Mmmkayyy!

My eyes are burning...need to go flush them with water.

I Just Vurped Watching Kimberly Pole Dance

Thanks a lot you nasty thing. You, Kimberly Stewart, have a history of making me vurp.

The world's most eligible bachelorette (WTF?!!) was snapped pole dancing at Cameo nightclub in Miami Beach this weekend. She was apparently keeping company with socialite Sarah Howard, music producer Scott Storch, Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath & Disturbed frontman David Graiman.

Art Class with Kimberly Stewart

Sorry - couldn't help it.
She bugs the fecal matter out of me.

Click HERE for pics of Paris Hilton with every bit of nasty on her 'cept Bill Clinton's man juice...then click each pic for a better view! Ehh gawwwwd...I think I just vurped for the 3rd time in 2 days. Gotta go brush. BYE!