Let's Tally the Points for M-K Olsen

+5 points for wearing sunglasses. One must protect their eyes.
-6 points for wearing tights and a top with no bottoms in site!
+10 points for putting cigarette in ashtray. More should do this.
-50 points for smoking. Shite will kill ya.
-25 points for smoking Marlboro Reds. Shite will kill ya faster.
+4 points for maneuvering in those heels.
-4 points for wearing those heels with the tights and no bottoms.

TOTAL: Oooo, Mary-Kate is down 66 points. Better luck next time M-K -- Hey, at least you're still a billionaire!