"I run around the house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny... I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."
Actress Mary-Kate Olsen on her home hobbies.
Check her out on Showtime's Weeds. The cast is killer and the theme is hilarious. GO MLP!
Mary-Kate Olsen needs to check herself in the mirror. Not just because of the hideous headband or the barely dead Fraggle Rock purse - but check out her posture. Ick!
She's going to be one of those teeny-tiny older ladies who is practically bent in half due to bad posture and osteoporosis. Get a handle on it now MK!
The shoes, on the other hand, are funky cool. I wouldn't pay the boocoo bucks she probably spent on them though.
Just looking at these two makes me feel like a dirty greasy bear.
Seriously, Mary-Kate Olsen and boyfriend Max Snow look like the greasiest of the greasers.
Blech.
Mary-Kate and Ashley have reportedly consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about matching nose jobs. -- There is nothing wrong with their noses! I say they're better off investing in some fashion advice 'cause chickies haven't the slightest idea how to dress themselves.
A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done."
"When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea."
"They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished."
Dr. Kanodia performed Jennifer Aniston's rhinoplasty earlier this year to repair a deviated septum as well as Cameron Diaz's nose which she had broken several times as a child and as an adult while surfing. Oh, and less you forget, he's also responsible for Ashlee Simpsons nose job which basically rendered her unrecognizable permanently positioned left or right to show off that new sleek nose of hers.
He is also responsible for Ashlee Simpson's new nose.
+5 points for wearing sunglasses. One must protect their eyes.
-6 points for wearing tights and a top with no bottoms in site!
+10 points for putting cigarette in ashtray. More should do this.
-50 points for smoking. Shite will kill ya.
-25 points for smoking Marlboro Reds. Shite will kill ya faster.
+4 points for maneuvering in those heels.
-4 points for wearing those heels with the tights and no bottoms.
TOTAL: Oooo, Mary-Kate is down 66 points. Better luck next time M-K -- Hey, at least you're still a billionaire!
...to see over that steering wheel! It is clear that she wears the gigantic shoes to help her reach the pedals. BAHHHHHH!
You may have seen these pics elsewhere since I was gone awhile to coach our soccer team - but I doubt you saw them this big and clear. Enter the post and click the pics to see what I mean. MK's eyes look both gorgeous and eerie in the one pick of her looking at the camera.
Seriously, I Can't Tell the Olsens Apart...
So she's just eating and not really attacking but what fun is it to say so-and-so is now starring in "When Stars Eat?" Not much.
These pics are all supposed to be Ashley on March 16, 2007, but the sunglasses, jewelry & clothing appear to be different. Well, except for the ring on the left first finger and maybe the black skirt.
Can you tell 'em apart? The long black skirt is definitely one we saw one of the girls wearing in Paris.
Either way, it's good to see at least one of them eating! Click here to see Chloe Sevigny starring in the first episode.
The boys will love these high resolution shots. Luckily, this is probably the cleanest and most pulled together we've seen Ms. Ashley in a long time - and that's saying a lot because she's bordering on naked here.
Most of the time Ashley and her sister Mary-Kate look like they do in these posts. Shopping in Brentwood or all the hot spots in the world don't make you stylin'...
Sunday I posted this glorious pic of the Olsen twins in Paris and look what has surfaced...A troll buying food. Wait, this creature looks a lot like one of the Olsens! Woah - scary stuff. Once again, another one who must've attended the Anna Kournikova "School for Posture. Not attractive. The Gallery of the Absurd artwork below is so appropriate!
Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know. I don't know who? I don't know what the hell to say about these two. -- First we got these shots of them in Paris and now the one above. What the hell are they smoking?!
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen leaving the Plaza Athene Hotel in Paris. They've been there all week and I was hoping they would pick-up some fashion pointers during Fashion Week...clearly that is not happening.
Are these two already on Peta's "Most Hated" list? Does such a list exist?
The two were snapped leaving a hotel in Paris Monday. They're showing up at Paris Fashion week like that?!
