Where'd that come from?

Shakira's was packing serious buttage at the Toronto Airport the other day. She's always wiggly-worming her exposed stomach and hips that I never really noticed her bubble butt. Nice and lifted. Bicce. It's not fair.

I refuse to believe I have to cry during horrible workouts to look like that. Nevermind. I accept my fat ass. Nice. No, not good for my self esteem. Well, accepting my fat ass is good but referring to my fat ass as a fat ass probably isn't. *sigh* I'm off to therapy.