Ashlee & Eyeliner/Tight Jeans Boy

Ashlee Simpson and her ugly boyfriend with horrible jeans, Pete Wentz, flew out of LAX yesterday and headed to NYC - hopefully not just for a the opening of nightclub "Runway."

The couple is staying at the Ritz-Carlton so be sure to wait outside to get your autographs...wait, can Pete write while wearing those jeans? Don't they cut off circulation to all appendages?

Blech, I can't imagine letting that guy stick his peepee in me.
*body shudders uncontrollably*

BREAKING Ashlee Simpson News:

She has new hair extensions!

Sorry, had to be majorly sarcastic in posting these. I think Ashley still likes the "Artist Formerly Known as Ashley Simpson"...and I use the term "artist" loosely. She does look pretty though - just so dang different. The extensions are a good color but seem too straggly to me. But I'm not thee Ken Pave either.