Joss Stone and eyeliner sharing couple Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson were three of the peeps who attended Kanye West's 30th birthday party in NYC last night (June 7).
Wentz will always be a man whore to me. Ashlee is gorgeous but the nose is faker than fake...just so manufactured. Seriously though, I didn't realize Kanye West was so young. He's got the ego and attitude of a man 20 years older than his 30 years!
Ashlee Simpson and her ugly boyfriend with horrible jeans, Pete Wentz, flew out of LAX yesterday and headed to NYC - hopefully not just for a the opening of nightclub "Runway." 
The couple is staying at the Ritz-Carlton so be sure to wait outside to get your autographs...wait, can Pete write while wearing those jeans? Don't they cut off circulation to all appendages?
Blech, I can't imagine letting that guy stick his peepee in me.
*body shudders uncontrollably*
Singer-lip syncher-famous for nose job-Ms. Ashlee Simpson was seen making out with "Fall Out Boy" nasty man Pete Wentz Saturday night at Parc nightclub in Hollywood.
A source said, "They definitely weren't hiding the fact that they were together. They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense."
Wentz told PEOPLE in November that although "Ashlee is the sweetest girl ever," they were "just friends."
And in February he told Rolling Stone: "Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one."
Wouldn't he have to be hot to make them a "hot couple?" I can't stand him because he's such a man whore. And those damn skinny pants have to go...dudes shouldn't wear 'em unless they want to look like a douche. In which case, mission accomplished Petey.
