Donkey's the Dad

People magazine received confirmation from a rep for Spice Girl Melanie Brown that DNA tests prove Eddie Murphy is the father of little Angel Iris born on April 3 of this year (Murphy's birthday is April 3 as well):

"He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his," a source told People. "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all [Brown's]. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

And there you have it. He knew he was that baby's father - he knew full well. Once a donkey - always a donkey. Right, Donkey?

Murphy Mania

While Eddie Murphy continues to deny he is the father of Mel B's (Scary Spice) baby - she prepares for a "tell all" television interview and his ex-wife, Nicole Murphy, was recently photographed partying at Squid Roe in Cabo San Lucas with none other than Michael Jordan appreciating her dance moves.

I still can't believe that woman birthed five dang kids. She's not human. And Eddie and Mel just need to get on with it, do the paternity test, hash out a deal quickly, then say buhbye. Sheesh.

Scary Spice Mel B New Mama

Former Spice Girl Mel B has given birth to her second daughter.

Melanie Brown, 31, was taken to a Santa Monica (California) hospital at around 5:30 p.m. yesterday after her water broke. The baby girl is yet unnamed and is "purely known as Baby Brown," according to a spokeswoman for the singer. Baby Brown joins eight-yr-old sister Phoenix Chi (by ex hubby Jimmy Gulzar.

A spokeswoman for the singer said: "The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting."

The popstar says that comedian/actor Eddie Murphy is the father of her new baby but Murphy, like a jackass, denies this. GREAT, another Hollywood paternity case. What is it with people these days? I think Maury Povich needs to dedicate a whole episode to testing Hollywood babies and their parents!

The couple had a brief romance last year, however, Murphy went on TV soon after Mel B announced that she was pregnant insisting their relationship was over, and that he would demand paternity tests to prove he was the child's father. Brown insists the Beverly Hills Cop star is the father and is "astonished" by his claims.

"There is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father," she said.

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LIAR LIAR Pants On Fire!

Trying to save face after coming off as the biggest d*ckhead around after he ditched the Oscars minutes after he lost the Best Supporting Actor award to Alan Arkin -- Eddie's camp is now saying that he planned to leave after his category whether or not he won.

He would've left even if he had won? I'm calling bullsh*t Donkey.

Say it Donkey, come on, say it just once for us...say "I suck-eth."

Yes, yes you do Donkey.

Eddie Murphy = Sorry A** Loser

After Eddie Murphy lost the Best Supporting Actor Oscar to Little Miss Sunshine's Alan Arkin, he and his beard Tracey Edmonds bailed the show and didn't return.

He skipped out on seeing his Dreamgirls costars perform as well as costar Jennifer Hudson winning her Best Supporting Actress award. Not going to gain him any fans - that's for sure.

Way to be a d*ck Eddie. Guess he wanted to rush home and suck one.




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