What Klum is Really Thinking...And a Sad Looking JLo

"I'm the woman who pops out kids super easy and whose body morphs back into awesome shape the next day!"

Heidi Klum is beautiful in body and spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

These monkey chicks are just plain creepy! They were at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collection on June 20th - probably to spice up things.?.? Just creeped things up if you ask me!

Ms. Jennifer Lopez was also there and I can't help but recognize how sad she looks. It could be allergies but it looks like she had been crying earlier in the day/evening.

Skeletor and Scientology better not be kicking her arse! Probably nothing like that...she probably just heard that she'll be skinned next time she wears fur. I'd be scurrrred too!

Klum & Her Pool Boys

Heidi Klum is promoting her jewelry line on television shopping network QVC - and to drum up talk for her appearance, Ms. Klum ended up in a pool with some cuties.

Scripted or unscripted? She looks beautiful regardless!

What's Heidi's Excuse for This Outfit?

Klum is either 6 months late or 7 months early for Halloween. That outfit is ridiculous! Granted, it's not a holiday sweater but is surely just as ugly. She *gasp* didn't pay for her Kitson Kids goodies with celeb favorite - the American Express BLACK card? Is she too poor? Millions just isn't enough anymore.

I do love Heidi though. She seems like a very loving and caring mom. Keep up the great work Heidi!

Bits o' Baby Upchuck

Heidi Klum and her youngest Johan Riley at The Grove in LA.

Adam Sandler and his little girl Sadie Madison...

What hair on both of these kids!

Klum & Little Krew

I am completely in love with Henry. That kid looks like a wild spitfire - full of energy and personality! You can tell Leni will be tall and skinny when she grows up by just looking at her neck.

ROCK ON HEIDI! YOU KICK ARSE!

Project Runway is Calling All Fashionistas!

Bravo and Heidi Klum are kicking off the nationwide casting call for season four of Project Runway! For those of you with fashion design talent who are looking to compete - auditions begin in L.A. on March 30, 2007, followed by Chicago, Miami & NYC:

Los Angeles: Friday, March 30 Sunday, April 1
Chicago: Tuesday, April 3
Miami: Thursday, April 5
NYC: Saturday, April 7 - Monday, April 9

Click HERE to learn more. Best of luck party people!

What's Wrong with This Guy?

Uh, I don't know a man out there that wouldn't enjoy Heidi running her long-supermodel-fingers through his hair - gay or straight - and I don't think he'd be laughing either! Wonder when Heidi's poppin' out another kid?