Naughty Jude

Jude Law is a violent little bugger! Looks like he got a bit pushy with the razzi near his west London home:

"I was at a bus stop near Jude's house but I wasn't taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag.

"He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children.

"He then punched me in the face and started kicking me. I was shocked at his behaviour. You would expect that sort of behaviour from a yob, not from a big Hollywood actor."

Law turned himself in, was booked, fingerprinted and released pending his court date next month.

As crazy as the razzi can be, these people signed up for this crap. It's not like these celebs can say, "I didn't know being an actor/celebrity would be so crazy" when we all see how insane it is every day. Can't play stupid ya foolio.

That being said, I'd blow up on the razzi at least a few times. You can count on that.

Happy Father's Day Jude

Dude, London sells Corona 4 packs?! Coolio. Jude Law looked like he was getting his preparing for party mode as he left a liquor store in London Thursday.

Count me in!

Hiya Dirty Jude

Jude Law and Sienna Miller aren't playing nice post-break-up. As we all know, Jude cheated on Sienna with his children's nanny and it was all over the news. Sienna forgave him, they reconciled, but didn't last long after that.

Now word is that they're slamming eachother from a distance - with friends caught in the middle: He's said she's "dull, fake and boring", while she's said he is "fat, egotistical and juvenile".

Both of 'em have been linked to nasty people if you ask me. Jude with Lindsay Lohan and Sienna with starf*cker Jamie Burke. Ewwwww.

Jude Likes 'Em Flexible

There have been some rumors that dirty bird Jude Law is sweet for kind and beautiful Natalie Portman. I've urged Natalie to "resist the Jude" - but she may not have to. Who am I kidding...he's probably boinking several girls at once. Ahyhoooo...

According to the NY Daily News big-mouthed and newly skinny Courtney Love is spilling on her Web site, moonwashedrose.com, that she "just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She's got a hot bod."

Resist "The Jude" Natalie!

According to the London Daily Mail, Jude Law "made a beeline" for gorgeous Natalie Portman at the recent wrap party for their forthcoming flick "My Blueberry Nights."

"Jude thinks she's beautiful and they get along very well," a mole told LDM. "Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party."

People magazine, meanwhile, says the twosome appeared "cozy-flirty all night" at the party, which Law hosted in a private poolroom at a New York bar. -- I was invited but had to decline due to a prior engagement. ; )

Lindsay Lohan, who has been crushing on Jude over the last couple of weeks, is not gonna like this. Unless, that is, her recent nights out with musician James Blunt are an effort to "get over" Mr. Law. Is it just me or does it seem like a lot of the guys Lohan seems to be keen on don't exactly reciprocate? Poor girl. NOT.

LaLohan's rep, however, takes issue with the Blunt talk, insisting to us that the rumors are "100 percent untrue." BLAHBLAHBLAH.

Fabulous Cameron & Dirty Jude

He just seems like such a dirty bird to me ever since NannyGate...well, that, and he was always so filthy and scuzzy looking last year!

Cam and Jude are pictured here at a casting call for The Holiday in Tokyo Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Click 'em to enjoy!