3 Girls Walk Into A Bar...

Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss were spotted deep in conversation Friday night at one of Lohan's favorite places (in my hotel of choice) Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, and later continued the fun in a guest's suite.

A party guest says, "They looked like they were having fun in a sober way..." (you know, a sober way such as body shots, lotsa of bathroom stall sharing, some flashing of the naughty bits). " With so many stars coming out of rehab lately, it seems they can all lean on each other for support."

Yeah, and I'm a recovering chocoholic that only bathes in the sweet tasting, velvety smooth, intoxicating scent of coco. Upchuck's calling bullshite again. -- Let's hope some pictures surface soon!

Step Away From the 2,000 Calorie Drink!

One doesn't have to starve oneself to be on the less-hefty side. Often times it's as easy as a bit of exercise (3x/wk) and cutting out 1 or 2 extras that we tend to overlook...say, a ketchup obsession...maybe you like regular soda...or maybe it's even more obvious like a big cup of ice cream with whipped cream passed off as a "refreshing coffee drink."

Kelly Osbourne has changed quite a bit since the photo below was snapped last year. Cheers to her if she is happy!

Winehouse's Liver Will Quit on Her Before She Quits the Booze

Supposedly sober Kelly Osbourne and notoriously drunk Amy Winehouse were snapped as Winehouse practically fell out of a cab after the two partied at Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood Wednesday night (March 21 '07).

Winehouse was part of this morning's Bits of Upchuck in which I noted she cancelled her Wednesday night show in LA at Spaceland. Now word comes that she has been cancelling shows because she is so heartbroken over her split from Alex Jones-Donelly (a chef). -- Unable to perform but able to go out and party all night? B*tch.

"Normally she would take time out to wallow like most normal young girls, but she's just been on the road performing and doing interviews non-stop. She's exhausted and miserable. She doesn't feel she can give the audience her best while she feels this sad."

Yeah, note to Amy: Spending your days and nights drunk will not help you get over someone. You have to sober up and deal with the emotions. Say yes to rehab you foolio. You look wrecked.

Kelly Osbourne & Her Amazing Skin

She may be a rotten, spoiled, brat, but Kelly has absolutely gorgeous skin. I'd love to have it. Click the pic to really get a good look. Just flawless! Kelly was snapped shopping in NYC yesterday, March 7.

This is a side note because I don't know about her eating practices but: You know how many people who are overweight say, "I've tried every diet!"...well, that's crap and they're lying to themselves. A balanced diet and exercise works for 99.9% of people. Period. I hate hearing people say that "every diet" bull. If I eat like crap for a week then I gain lbs. If I eat well and exercise - I tend to slim down. Diets are bullocks. The only real way to be healthy is through a balanced diet and exercise. Woah, I just totally went off! Sorry.

Kelly may very well be content with her weight - she's a better example any day than those lolly-pop head skeletons parading around CelebrityLand now. The most important thing is that she is drug-free and comfortable with herself. But dayum, I want her skin!

Witch Osbourne

What do you even say to this?...well, besides "please don't."

Posh & Becks Doing Reality Show

The Sun Online is reporting Poshbot has inked a multi-million dollar deal for her own TV reality show.

NBC is letting us be flies on the wall as she and hubby David Beckham move to L.A. since Becks signed a million-gazillion dollar deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer club.

Manager Simon Fuller said: “The Americans were falling over to sign Victoria for TV.

“They have taken a shine to Vic’s hilarious humour.”