Elisabeth Hasselrighteous

I flip between wanting to strangle Elisabeth Hasselbeck for driving me nuts and giving her a high-five for being so idealistically dumb. These quotes don't bother me...it's listening to her on The View. It's hard to like anybody who defends George W. Bush and this administration.

Here she is talking and posing for Pregnancy magazine:

On being pregnant and arguing with Rosie O’Donnell: “When a woman cries, it’s never seen as a sign of strength and never seen in a positive light. A man cries and he’s sensitive, and a woman cries and she’s weak. So even when you’re debating another woman, the first person to cry pretty much loses.”

On being a conservative mother in 2007: “Being a conservative mother isn’t the challenge. Being a conservative in New York City on television is the challenge.”

Holy Bazongas Christina!

Seeing Christina Aguilera's boobies during pregnancy makes me fear for my own pregnant future. I have DD's to begin with (natural) so pregnancy is going to make them EXPLODE much like Aguilera's!

Christina and her hubby Jordan hit up Fred Segal's in West Hollywood Friday. She looks fabulous and I'm excited to see her looking more and more pregnant.

Lookin' Good Aguilera

Mom-to-be Christina Aguilera looked beautiful as she headed to dinner in Hollywood Monday night.

Nice to see a simple but together look on her. Smashing.

Berry doing Baby

Berry and Aubry at NYC "Perfect Stranger" premier April '07.

Halle Berry, 41, has confirmed rumors she's got a little nugget in her tummy. Yeah, um, my arse called it on May 11th!

Berry and her hot dude, model Gabriel Aubry (31), confirmed the pregnancy in an email to Access Hollywood:

"Yes, I am three months pregnant!"

"Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I've waited a long time for this moment in life."

"Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!"

Congratulations to the happy couple! You Upchuckers should stick with me and my "baby bump watch"...or not. This might be the first one I've gotten right - but only because Jennifer Garner hasn't "announced" yet. ;)

Yowzas Salma!

Ms. Salma Hayek continues to hit the town running errands, taking meetings and looking, well, very pregnant!

Can't wait to see this little guy/girl.

Aguilera's Bump is Growing

In case there was any doubt Christina Aguilera is pregnant, I present to you - EXHIBIT A:

It was clear to me months ago (EXHIBIT B) but some of you still thought she was just bloated from extra chips-n-guac, her period, or something.

She looked fantastic as she shopped for her pregnant self yesterday.

Click all pics to get up close and personal.

Salma is Preggers! *MORE PICS*

Blue pics are from Friday, March 9, and the purple dress pic is from earlier in the week. How did we miss this pregnancy?!

It was just Tuesday, March 6, that I addressed Salma Hayek doing it Ugly Betty Style and now Salma's publicist acknowledges Ms. Hayek is preggers!

Doing it old Hollywood-style, Hayek is now engaged to Francois-Henri Pinault - chairman and chief executive officer of the luxury goods company PPR SA, which owns high-end labels such as Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney.

That's my Salma! Preggers by a guy who can "keep up his end of the bargain!"

Daddy Liev Confirms Watts Preggers

Liev Schreiber has confirmed what we already knew -- girlfriend Naomi Watts is pregnant. They couldn't really deny it anymore since Escada, the designer who outfitted Naomi for the Oscars, issued a press release declaring the pregnancy.

Liev said the following on Late Night with Conan O'Brien:

"I'm going to be a dad," Schreiber said during a guest spot on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. It's very exciting."

He also said Naomi was looking forward to going to the Oscars and the Oscar-related parties with their embryo.

Tori Spelling: About To Pop!

Yowza! Is she trying to keep the baby inside by holding on 'cause it looks like she could give birth at dinner! Monday night, husband ditcher Tori and wife abandoner hubby Dean McDermott were snapped on their way to dinner at Katsuya in Brentwood, CA.