Rihanna Makes Me Feel Fat

There's nothing like have a drink while you're in a crystal clear ocean. LOVE IT!

Rihanna is shaped like a pear but she is a very thin girl. She even appears to have lost weight in the last couple of months. Yikes...don't go all Nicole Richie on your fans Rihanna. Disclaimer: I am not a fan. Her voice is too young for my liking - but I know a lot of you Upchuckers out there enjoy her and I wouldn't want to disappoint you!

Do You Like Avril &/or Rihanna?

Avril is still in London and was snapped hanging with peeps Wednesday night (March 22'07). I can't look at her without thinking of a rat. Come on, she totally looks like a itty-bitty rat! She even has the ratty red eyes!...And this rat SPITS at people and makes no apology for it. Nasty.

Rihanna was snapped, barely covered, on a photo shoot in Barbados (sorry more pics aren't available for you guys!).