NFL Gives Vick the FINGER

A lot of people don't listen when the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) or PETA call for action on behalf of animals but the NFL is letting us know that they have heard our cries is in the Michael Vick case - loud and clear. Player Michael Vick has been told not to attend his team's training camp.

ONE STEP CLOSER TO JUSTICE FOR THE DOGS!

Animal rights groups, including the HSUS and PETA, have been urging the NFL to kick quarterback Michael Vick to the proverbial curb since his indictment on charges of "competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the enterprise across state lines." .

Vick, 27, has been with the Atlanta Falcons since 2001 which is when the dogfighting operation, "Bad News Kennels," began on a Virginia property owned by Vick. Dogs were routinely forced to fight to the death - or close to it - and were often tortured and killed by being wetted down and then electrocuted (for one example). The remains of seven dogs were found on the premises during a search by the Department of Agriculture on June 7.

ARSHOLES! ALL OF YOU WHO ARE ALLEGEDLY INVOLVED. MAY YOU BE EATEN ALIVE BY A PACK OF RABID DOGS!

Nike is Vick's shoe sponsor and they just recently advised they will not be releasing Vick's fifth signature shoe but that the four previous shoes and three shirts bearing his name will remain in stores. BLECH!

Legally, Vick (and the others including Purnell A. Peace, Quanis L. Phillips and Tony Taylor) face up to six years in prison, $350,000 in fines and restitution. IT'S NOT ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH!

Professional athletes and all these other celebrities need to be treated as us simple folk and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

FRY THE PHUCKERS!

5th Graders are Now Doing Men's Fitness's Photoshopping

I know, I know. Haven't posted because of my necessary trips to Atlanta and doctors appointments (plus these drugs [fertility] have me pooped) but I've gotten connected and should be doing a good bit of posting in these next several days.

Getting my feet wet with a simple but humorous post. WTF did Men's Fitness do to Andy Roddick? People at that mag make a lot of money and the best photoshopping job hey can do is one like my Jesus Cruise job? RIDICULOUS! -- If I were Andy I would be completely embarrassed.

Tonya Harding is Still Alive?

I had no idea she was but that's probably because she's a hallucinating crack ho in Vancouver, Washington.


The Oregonian spoke to Clark Country Sergeant Tim Bieber and was told the police department had responded to two calls early Sunday morning involving the ice-thug. The police reports describe Harding as "very agitated" and "tweaking out." WTF?!

According to the reports, the first call was from Harding at around 5 a.m. when she called to say four men and a woman tried to break into & steal her car. This police report deems her account "very implausible." -- Harding explained she was on "new medication" [READ: double-fried Drano!] and was having an adverse reaction.

Later the same morning - 'cause everyone knows crack-hos don't sleep - a call came in from a friend of Tanya's telling authorities Harding was "seeing animals."

Foolio was taken back to her trailer (ouch) by a deputy and her home was checked to "put her at ease."

Now, I watch boxing on occasion so you guys will have to help me out here - does crack help? Poor girl just hasn't been the same since Nancy Kerrigan started beating her arse and then ice thugs cronies beat Kerrigan in the leg(s). Did I miss this E! True Hollywood Story?

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Desperate Mascot

Classic mascot. Eva seems to have great skin so I don't know why she's wearing so much foundation and powder. Click pic(s) for better shot. Love her friend's ACDC shirt!