Eva Eats?

I've abandoned you all much like Britney has her children and that's because, well, because of the likes of NitBrit. I post and I post then these idiots sicken me and I have to go on a "celebrity fast." Nicole Richie's pregnancy really sent me over the edge. It's nice to ignore celebrities for so that I come back fresh and reinvigorated...which should last, oh, about a day.

Here's some Eva Longoria shopping at Ralphs. The first thing I said when I saw these was, "Eva does dairy?" but then I realized she's making chile to feed that ugly beast of a bag of hers. Glad I won't be around to smell the post-meal fumes.

Is it just me or are those shoes obnoxious? Not as obnoxious as me but obnoxious nonetheless. Yes, I know the last pic wasn't taken at Ralphs. It just showed off her brick shoes and beastly bag so well I had to include it.

Who Knew Tony's Cojones Were Yellow & White?!

You know Eva Longoria has fiance Tony Parker by the big ones...

Kudos to media whore Longoria for turning up for an excellent cause - Parents Against Cancer's charity beach volleyball tournament on Sunday.

Mario's Ladies

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez presented the 2007 Alma Awards nominations on April 16 and Mario and Brooke Burns were photographed together at the AOL's First Look in NYC on April 17.

Which brunette would suck it best? Crude. I take it back. Which would demand the most attention? Definitely Eva. She seems ultra-high maintenance. Poor Tony.

He could be a really nice guy but I'll never forget hearing about him cheating a ton on girlfriend/fiancee/wife Ali Landry...plus, he's incredibly hokey looking. Total goober.

Eva Longoria's Bridal Shower

It's hard to tell whether it was Eva Longoria's bridal shower or Teri Hatcher's because everyone seems so focused on Hatcher! But in fact it was Eva's and it looks like she and her "Desperate Houswives" castmates had a great time. Felicity Huffman, Hatcher, new mom to twins Marcia Cross & others were in attendance.


Oh, and Eva's favorite "pageant hair" stylist, Ken Paves, was also there. Think Jessica Simpson is getting jealous?

Eva & Mario Out Together Again

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez got together and headed to Parc last night.

Think the necklace was a gift from basketball player/wannabe rapper/fiance' Tony Parker?

There's No Excuse For Boots Like That!

I don't care how cool you think you are - those are some FUGLY arse boots! What, did she Bedazzle them on the flight to Heathrow airport in London?

That's it - Eva Longoria is officially in the running for the "Fugliest Boots" award...Her main challenger right now? Lindsay Lohan of course. Oh, and Britney's boots always suck arse too.

Eva's Back in Black

Don't you think black hair suits Eva Longoria much better? I think it looks gorgeous and I love the simple make-up. But someone should've told her there were little black threads coming off the strap of her dress. She does look better with simpler hair because that big hair she had the other day totally dwarfs her.

Ms. Eva hit the red carpet at the 2007 Laureus Welcome Party in Barcelona last night, April 1. Click pic for a better view!

Hey bebe, How You Doin'?

Here are the new bebe Sport ads starring Ms. Tiny-Woman-of-da-World Eva Longoria.

I'm tired and I have to go to bed because the soccer team I co-coach has our 2nd game in the morning. YEAHHHHHH! SOCCER RULES!

Eva and Her New Pageant 'Do

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria hit the salon of Jessica Simpson's favorite stylist, Ken Pave', for some big hair. She was nice enough to take her boulder of an engagement ring on a nice walk as she wore a "Bride to Be" tank top. I sure hope she had a bachelorette party or something of the sort later in the night 'cause otherwise the big hair and tank are silly.

Why Do Athletes Keep Doing This?!

It's official: Tony Parker, San Antonio Spurs basketballer and fiance' of "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria, should stick to playing ball.

Parker released his debut rap album yesterday, "Balance-toi," in which he's heard bragging in French about his lavish lifestyle: The lyrics sound ridiculously boring and silly - at least when translated: "What, you want to dance? No, it's not worth it. Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms." -- GIVE IT UP FOOLIO! Stick to the court dude.

Eva's New Do - Like or Leave?

Eva was snapped arriving at the Bebe show during Los Angeles Fashion Week. Do you like the bob or miss the long hair?

Cosmo Mag Presents Eva Longoria as the New Face of Bebe Sport March 14

Eva also got to celebrate her birthday on a cool night of celebrating "Fun, Fearless Females & Bebe." -- She's 14 now right? -- Posting the pic immediately below 'cause the girls actually look scared!

Uh, this one for the almost-there boobs...

...and this one 'cause Eva's showing a forced double-chin...rare...very rare!

Katharine McPhee is freakin' gorgeous isn't she?! Her pics can be clicked on for a closer look. Her face is mesmerizing...and I'm not even a lezbo...nothing against 'em...just not one. ; )

Desperate Mascot

Classic mascot. Eva seems to have great skin so I don't know why she's wearing so much foundation and powder. Click pic(s) for better shot. Love her friend's ACDC shirt!