Why Do Athletes Keep Doing This?!

It's official: Tony Parker, San Antonio Spurs basketballer and fiance' of "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria, should stick to playing ball.

Parker released his debut rap album yesterday, "Balance-toi," in which he's heard bragging in French about his lavish lifestyle: The lyrics sound ridiculously boring and silly - at least when translated: "What, you want to dance? No, it's not worth it. Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms." -- GIVE IT UP FOOLIO! Stick to the court dude.