Why the Sad Face Paris?

Only time for one post before I head to the soccer game...loading pics takes a long time because they're so big.

Is it the herpes? Stavros's rejection of you? Nahhhh. Gotta be that your a foolio facing jail time for violating your DUI probation right? Actually, I bet your spokesman, Elliot Mintz, told you to "be sad" for the cameras - that the courts would be kinder to you.

Well, I for one, hope you do jail time. You and all your fellow celeb foolios are not exempt from the laws. Have a great day hun!...Oh, Upchuckers, these were snapped at Teddy's Thursday night and that is Paris's spokeswhore with her - if you care.